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Andy Freeman Admin Group Offline andy@coffeesnobs Posts: 8999 Australia Gender:	Photo Caption Contest #2 Sep 24^th, 2009, 12:25am I'll start it off.... "This man is a dentist, hello Rob"
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Epic76 Roastalot Offline CoffeeSnob Posts: 328 Hong Kong Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #1 - Sep 24^th, 2009, 1:40am "Having foolishly used the poxy plastic tamper that came with his machine, Johnny was sent to stand in the corner and think about what he'd done"
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Evan RegularRoaster Offline Posts: 158 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #2 - Sep 24^th, 2009, 7:24am "I wonder if that'll fit my 58mm basket?"
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Javaphile CS Moderator Online HHhmm....Java!! Posts: 6557 USA Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #3 - Sep 24^th, 2009, 7:37am Do I sell the ring and get the tamper? Ring....Tamper....Ring....Tamper.... Java "Disavows all knowledge of said statement" phile
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WSully OlSmokey Offline snob of coffee Posts: 1798 Redlands Brisbane Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #4 - Sep 24^th, 2009, 7:45am OH MAY GOD! put some clothes on tamper!...........your BLUE!
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caffeol RegularRoaster Offline It's more than just caffeine Posts: 122 Brisbane Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #5 - Sep 24^th, 2009, 8:01am Let's see ... mm, yep! The tamper is definitely bigger.
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barrel RegularRoaster Offline CoffeeSnob Posts: 184 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #6 - Sep 24^th, 2009, 8:04am Is that a camera in your hand or are you just glad to see the Pullman Tamper
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melicious Roastalot Offline CoffeeSnob Posts: 299 Newcastle	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #7 - Sep 24^th, 2009, 8:16am Is this picture to size? Cause I want one of the giant shots tamped on this baby!
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flynn_aus OlSmokey Offline CoffeeSnob Posts: 2281 Sydney, NSW Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #8 - Sep 24^th, 2009, 8:29am Damn, being a barista from Lilliput has its disadvantages It says "pullman" but pull what? I don't want to meet the guy who needs a tamper this big to prepare his shot
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capuchin Roastsabit Offline Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. Posts: 66 Sydney Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #9 - Sep 24^th, 2009, 8:57am The Espro sales rep contemplates whether drawing glasses and a beard will help decrease Pullman Tamper sales...
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redzone OlSmokey Offline Chris Blair Posts: 1087 Tai Tokerau Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #10 - Sep 24^th, 2009, 9:32am If I hadn't sold my watch to buy this camera, I'd know if it was time for a friggin coffee or not ....
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The Goodies OlSmokey Offline I'm a Jolly Goat Posts: 821 Clarkson, Perth WA Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #11 - Sep 24^th, 2009, 10:08am In a slobbery mess in a child like manner the man sniffs then wipes the snot on his sleeve and thinks "I wish I had a Pullman"
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The Goodies OlSmokey Offline I'm a Jolly Goat Posts: 821 Clarkson, Perth WA Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #12 - Sep 24^th, 2009, 10:23am Awaiting for the arrival of his equipment the NZ Barista Champion goes through his tamping technique for his qualifying round (but thinks to himself. "Geez Bro these Tempers are big eh in Australia"
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Gra Roastalot Offline Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation Posts: 424 Gold Coast Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #13 - Sep 24^th, 2009, 12:08pm "DAM IT" to BIG FOR MY HAND!!!
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bjeck14 Roastalot Offline CoffeeSnob Posts: 494 Sydney Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #14 - Sep 24^th, 2009, 1:00pm The Goodies wrote on Sep 24^th, 2009, 10:23am: (but thinks to himself. "Geez Bro these Tempers are big eh in Australia"
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Andy Freeman Admin Group Offline andy@coffeesnobs Posts: 8999 Australia Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #15 - Sep 24^th, 2009, 5:46pm melicious wrote on Sep 24^th, 2009, 8:16am: Is this picture to size? Cause I want one of the giant shots tamped on this baby! ...or a coffee made by the REALLY small model?
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GregWormald OlSmokey Offline CoffeeSnob since 1967 Posts: 1637 Bellevue Heights SA Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #16 - Sep 24^th, 2009, 6:22pm "I wonder if they make one for lefties?"
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Epic76 Roastalot Offline CoffeeSnob Posts: 328 Hong Kong Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #17 - Sep 24^th, 2009, 7:45pm It's not a Pullman in my pocket but yes, I AM happy to see you
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Greg Pullman OlSmokey Offline Tamper craftsman Posts: 2061 Adelaide Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #18 - Sep 24^th, 2009, 11:01pm In an instant, Floyd's left arm was sucked towards the black hole, closely following the Ford blimp which had careless strayed too close. Floyd's only consolation was the knowledge that every black hole has a silver lining.
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WideEyed GreenBean Offline Explorer, but only of the human condition Posts: 26 Perth Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #19 - Sep 25^th, 2009, 2:55am So....if the tamper handle is THIS big, the espresso machine must be.........worth a photo!
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Luwaks RegularRoaster Offline Luwaks Posts: 202 Kootingal, NSW	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #20 - Sep 25^th, 2009, 6:01am The junior staffer from the Howard government never did get over the Tamper Incident.
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Lozzo RegularRoaster Offline caffè - emozione in una tazza Posts: 177 Brisbane Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #21 - Sep 25^th, 2009, 7:53am Take me to your leader.
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runfast Roastalot Offline CoffeeSnob Posts: 377 Perhollywood Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #22 - Sep 25^th, 2009, 10:29am "That's not a tamper, this is a tamper!''
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bassway Roastalot Offline CoffeeSnob Posts: 428 Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #23 - Sep 25^th, 2009, 12:21pm "Honey, I shrunk the barista"
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cksyd OlSmokey Offline Snob? Well I have the shirt... Posts: 910 Kellyville 2155 Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #24 - Sep 28^th, 2009, 9:11pm With a bit more effort I can push this bugger over...
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AngerManagement Sleep is overrated. Offline Coffee Seagull: 2 + 2 = 5 Posts: 5666 Brisbane Nth - Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #25 - Sep 28^th, 2009, 9:27pm Damn porta loo has a line up a mile long... With a little more feeling in my face, they won't notice the puddle on the floor...
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Ronin RegularRoaster Offline Posts: 233 Brisbane Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #26 - Sep 29^th, 2009, 3:29pm Mine's bigger than yours...........
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Caffeine_Fiend Roastsabit Offline Posts: 88 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #27 - Sep 29^th, 2009, 5:07pm "I once made a shot this big!" or "Itsy bitsy tam-per climbed up the water spout...."
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Koffee Kosmo OlSmokey Offline Espresso Yourself With Bezzera Posts: 4235 Brisbane Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #28 - Sep 29^th, 2009, 5:25pm A real tamper for a Coffee Snob Now that's what I'm talking about KK
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Mal CS Moderator Offline Coffee! Coffee! My Kingdom for a doppio piccolo... Posts: 10061 Warwick QLD Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #29 - Sep 29^th, 2009, 7:12pm Damn! My watch was thrown away with the puck.... Mal.
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Stan OlSmokey Offline There is no life without coffee Posts: 579 Cairns Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #30 - Sep 29^th, 2009, 7:21pm I should have brought the wide angle lens
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perthman173 GreenBean Offline CoffeeSnob Posts: 5	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #31 - Oct 1^st, 2009, 9:03pm If mum was here, she'd put boxing gloves on me again!!
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Caffeine Dealer OlSmokey Offline The user formally known as Luke G Posts: 614 Ballina NSW Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #32 - Oct 10^th, 2009, 6:47pm "This 580mm tamper range is the next BIG thing to take coffee into the 23rd century for Pullman Tampers, Set to become a blue chip company in the next 75 years " Damn! time to upgrade AGAIN!
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boingk Roastsabit Offline Smells like . . . victory. Posts: 57	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #33 - Oct 12^th, 2009, 3:25pm 'The best big tamper is Pullmans, and you can get them any old how. Matter of fact, I've got one now...' Unashamed rip-off there, haha.
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scoota gal CS Moderator Offline Not A Cafe Racer... Posts: 2858 Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #34 - Oct 12^th, 2009, 10:52pm All of these captions are pure gold...
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Thundergod Sleep is overrated. Offline Order is for idiots; genius can handle chaos. Posts: 9224 Sydney Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #35 - Oct 12^th, 2009, 11:29pm I think I'm gunna need a bigger ~~boat~~ basket.
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ento Roastsabit Offline Posts: 56	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #36 - Oct 13^th, 2009, 7:37am Would I look phat with this!
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runfast Roastalot Offline CoffeeSnob Posts: 377 Perhollywood Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #37 - Nov 7^th, 2009, 5:57pm Says to himself: "ok, just hide in the corner for a sec and revisit the wedding band to remind myself that I am taken and to stop, stop, stop looking at those hot barista babes".
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majctouch GreenBean Offline Adelaide Posts: 18	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #38 - Nov 11^th, 2009, 10:24pm The tamper was so sexy I couldn't help but give it a little rub and...... I'm so embarrassed and ashamed. Was that too crude?
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runfast Roastalot Offline CoffeeSnob Posts: 377 Perhollywood Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #39 - Nov 11^th, 2009, 10:31pm majctouch wrote on Nov 11^th, 2009, 10:24pm: Was that too crude? Yar
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PWade GreenBean Offline Young Bean Posts: 42 Townsville, Qld Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #40 - Nov 11^th, 2009, 11:05pm "Daniel san... you must learn the ways of the barista... practice by doing this... Tamp on, tamp off"
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shawty RegularRoaster Offline CoffeeSnob Posts: 240 Sydney Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #41 - Nov 12^th, 2009, 6:47am "Use the Force!"... in tampers
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martybean OlSmokey Offline Posts: 740 Werribee Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #42 - Nov 12^th, 2009, 12:22pm I wonder if they will make one to fit on my car roof!
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runfast Roastalot Offline CoffeeSnob Posts: 377 Perhollywood Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #43 - Nov 12^th, 2009, 11:00pm Reg is going to cut off my fingers if I send him a photo of this!
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motiv8ed GreenBean Offline http://(commercial non-sponsor) Posts: 25 melbourne Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #44 - Dec 8^th, 2009, 9:47pm " I suppose i deserve to stand in the corner, I will never order a soy decaf latte again...."
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AngerManagement Sleep is overrated. Offline Coffee Seagull: 2 + 2 = 5 Posts: 5666 Brisbane Nth - Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #45 - Dec 8^th, 2009, 10:00pm That's not a camera ... That a Special Agent's Gun.. And on the count of three, I will turn and ..................................
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mick14jah Roastsabit Offline CoffeeSnob Posts: 58 Brisbane../Capalaba Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #46 - Dec 9^th, 2009, 7:17pm Hummm Now how fine should i grind and how hard should i pack it ... ? Guess it's not the size that counts its the way you use it
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cjhfield Roastsabit Offline More coffee investment than is strictly rational Posts: 70 Hallidays Point	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #47 - Dec 10^th, 2009, 6:56am "Coffeesnobs Anonymous' radical new desensitisation program aims to divert caffeine addicts to healthier pursuits like photography."
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happihappi Roastsabit Offline CoffeeSnob Posts: 68 Brisbane Gender:	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #48 - Dec 10^th, 2009, 7:25am Johnno, the slow talker, shocked guests at this years trade show when he announced "I enjoyed a big pull man over by the vending machine"
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otzi GreenBean Offline CoffeeSnob Posts: 14	Re: Photo Caption Contest #2 Reply #49 - Dec 10^th, 2009, 11:00am Luwaks wrote on Sep 25^th, 2009, 6:01am: The junior staffer from the Howard government never did get over the Tamper Incident.
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