Page 13 of 13 FirstFirst ... 3 11 12 13
Results 601 to 649 of 649
Like Tree115Likes

Thread: A humour thread

  1. #601
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2015
    Posts
    19
    Vinitasse, sprezzatura and Jagster like this.

  2. #602
    Mal Dimal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Warwick, QLD
    Posts
    15,506
    Yeah, I know. I've got a twisted sense of humour but this just seemed topical...

    Mal.
    2015-09-05-insensitive.jpg
    Vinitasse likes this.

  3. #603
    Senior Member Vinitasse's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    Mornington Peninsula VIC
    Posts
    1,251
    11958178_10153046738636408_7520946465238989322_o.jpg


    Todo es más divertido en español
    Dimal and Barry O'Speedwagon like this.

  4. #604
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2014
    Posts
    3
    Ese cartel es la leche (you are the milk Its an expression commonly used in Spain)

  5. #605
    Super Moderator Javaphile's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Earth!
    Posts
    14,202
    Ever wonder how roosters can be so dam cheerful and loud at the crack of dawn every morning? There have been reports of foxes in the area lately and this morning about half an hour before sunrise I heard a noise out by the chicken coop so I snuck out there to catch the culprit by surprise. This is what I saw when I opened the door and turned the light on:

    Coffee Rooster.jpg


    Java "" phile
    Dimal, sprezzatura and Smee like this.
    Toys! I must have new toys!!!

  6. #606
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Location
    Adelaide
    Posts
    19
    Why did the staple cross the road. Because it was tired.

  7. #607
    Mal Dimal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Warwick, QLD
    Posts
    15,506
    This one just seems appropriate for the times...

    2015-02-28-severe-withdrawal.jpg

    Mal.
    Gavisconi007 likes this.

  8. #608
    Mal Dimal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Warwick, QLD
    Posts
    15,506
    Some more cheesy humour....

    2016-03-20-horrible-selfie.jpg

    Mal.

  9. #609
    Sleep is overrated Thundergod's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Sydney
    Posts
    10,494
    Dimal, Vinitasse and Gavisconi007 like this.

  10. #610
    Mal Dimal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Warwick, QLD
    Posts
    15,506
    And another one...

    2016-04-04-hoverboard-sale.jpg

    Mal.

  11. #611
    Senior Member Gavisconi007's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2014
    Posts
    497
    A few graphs

    funny 1.giffunny3.giffunny4.jpgfunny5.gif
    Attached Images Attached Images
    Dimal likes this.

  12. #612
    Senior Member Gavisconi007's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2014
    Posts
    497
    Dimal likes this.

  13. #613
    Super Moderator Javaphile's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Earth!
    Posts
    14,202
    Dimal, Stan and Gavisconi007 like this.
    Toys! I must have new toys!!!

  14. #614
    Senior Member Gavisconi007's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2014
    Posts
    497

  15. #615
    Mal Dimal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Warwick, QLD
    Posts
    15,506
    Sorry, couldn't help myself...
    foyster-direct-action.jpg

    Mal.

  16. #616
    Senior Member Gavisconi007's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2014
    Posts
    497
    An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"
    The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes."
    "I'm sorry sir.", said the ticket agent, "We don't allow animals in the theater."
    The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.
    The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.
    "Marge", whispered Mildred.
    "What", said Marge.
    "I think this guy next to me is a pervert.", said Mildred.
    "What makes you think that", asked Marge.
    "He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out", whispered Mildred.
    "Well, don't worry about it", said Marge, "At our age we've seen them all."
    "I thought so", said Mildred, "But this one is eating my popcorn!"
    Dimal, sprezzatura and LFM60 like this.

  17. #617
    Super Moderator Javaphile's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Earth!
    Posts
    14,202
    For when the downstairs neighbor has seriously annoyed you:

    Stone Flip-Flops.jpg


    Java "What age?" phile
    Dimal likes this.
    Toys! I must have new toys!!!

  18. #618
    Senior Member flynnaus's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Sydney
    Posts
    3,697
    Quote Originally Posted by Javaphile View Post
    For when the downstairs neighbor has seriously annoyed you:

    Stone Flip-Flops.jpg
    A new range of casual footwear released by the Mafia
    Dimal likes this.

  19. #619
    Senior Member artman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    2,056
    That's awesome!!

    looks like the OPV is set a bit high though...

    Cheers

  20. #620
    Member
    Join Date
    May 2016
    Posts
    70
    What a great piece of work. His apprenticeship has officially commenced. Those handles, steam wands, dual gauges, and square lines remind me of my beloved Profitec.

  21. #621
    Senior Member Vinitasse's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    Mornington Peninsula VIC
    Posts
    1,251
    Great job but it might get a bit soggy after a couple of shots 😜

  22. #622
    Mal Dimal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Warwick, QLD
    Posts
    15,506

  23. #623
    Mal Dimal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Warwick, QLD
    Posts
    15,506
    Some more for a giggle...

    A little bit of Aussie culcha.

    LOGON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter.
    LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.
    MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.
    DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute.
    HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.
    KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys.
    WINDOWS: What you shut when the weather's cold.
    SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season..
    BYTE: What mozzies do
    MEGABYTE: What Townsville mozzies do.
    CHIP: A pub snack.
    MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.
    MODEM: What you did to the lawns.
    LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps.
    SOFTWARE: Plastic knives and forks you get at Red Rooster.
    HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives and forks - from K-Mart.
    MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.
    MAINFRAME: What holds the shed up.
    WEB: What spiders make.
    WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the veranda.
    SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the ute won't go.
    CURSOR: What you say when the ute won't go.
    YAHOO: What you say when the ute does go.
    UPGRADE: A steep hill.
    SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
    MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
    USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.
    NETWORK: What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.
    INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go.
    NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover a hole in the net.
    ONLINE: Where you hang the washing.
    OFFLINE: Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough

    Mal.
    Lovey and shortblackman like this.

  24. #624
    Senior Member flynnaus's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Sydney
    Posts
    3,697
    Quote Originally Posted by K_Bean_Coffee View Post
    R2D2 KFEEEE
    Is this the droid you are looking for?
    kbc likes this.

  25. #625
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Perth
    Posts
    1,021

    The Ugly Truth about Whipped Cream

    Somewhat on topic
    Attached Images Attached Images

  26. #626
    Senior Member flynnaus's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Sydney
    Posts
    3,697

    Going places

    music.jpg
    ...........
    Andy, coffee_mum and Dimal like this.

  27. #627
    Senior Member LFM60's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2016
    Posts
    328
    Quote Originally Posted by K_Bean_Coffee View Post
    Cake anyone?
    Someone went to a lot of trouble.
    Was it you b?

    Hopefully costs less than a real one.
    Andy likes this.

  28. #628
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Posts
    615
    Quote Originally Posted by K_Bean_Coffee View Post
    Cake anyone?
    Thats incredible
    Andy and Smee like this.

  29. #629
    Senior Member noonar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2013
    Location
    MortalCoil
    Posts
    247
    Andy, Dimal and LFM60 like this.

  30. #630
    Senior Member LFM60's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2016
    Posts
    328
    Would never go to Starbucks anyway......

    IMG_0623.JPG
    noonar likes this.

  31. #631
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Perth
    Posts
    1,021
    I have two cousins in the US, one in Maine and one in Massachusetts. The one now in Maine lived in Colorado when weed was legalised.He then moved to Maine last year. It has just been legalised in Maine and Massachusetts by referendum.

    Wasted on them neither smoke weed. Interesting though. More countries are seeing the light. Every drug including alcohol and maybe even caffeine has some risks.

  32. #632
    Mal Dimal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Warwick, QLD
    Posts
    15,506
    An oldie but a goody...

    Mal.

    hard-drives.jpg
    shortblackman and LFM60 like this.

  33. #633
    Senior Member LFM60's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2016
    Posts
    328
    On the subject of hard drive Dimal, you may have seen this already..........Checked authenticity on Snopes.

    5 MB.

    Computer Storage (1956) : snopes.com
    Dimal likes this.

  34. #634
    Mal Dimal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Warwick, QLD
    Posts
    15,506
    Indeed mate....

    My first sighting of commercial disc drives was in the early 70s.
    They weren't a whole lot smaller than the unit pictured...

    Mal.

  35. #635
    Senior Member LFM60's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2016
    Posts
    328
    Minor earthquake in South Aust. during the night

    Residents feel houses

    Minor quake.JPG

  36. #636
    Senior Member noonar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2013
    Location
    MortalCoil
    Posts
    247
    Bad font...


    Happy Saint David Day! Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus!
    Attached Images Attached Images

  37. #637
    Senior Member LFM60's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2016
    Posts
    328
    That's umm unfortunate.

    Maybe the cake decorator sneezed at a critical moment.

  38. #638
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Location
    Brisbane
    Posts
    25
    A coffee prank.
    https://www.facebook.com/UsefulDiy/v...9713484385350/

    Might put some ppl off coffee...sorry
    (Hopefully links works)

  39. #639
    WME
    WME is offline
    Member WME's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2015
    Location
    Perth
    Posts
    39
    Another one that's slightly ah... different.

    https://www.facebook.com/fortafyfans...4515633309434/
    Magic_Matt likes this.

  40. #640
    Mal Dimal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Warwick, QLD
    Posts
    15,506
    I reckon leave it in the cafe where you saw it mate...
    Don't need it here.

    Mal.
    kbc, Yelta and readeral like this.

  41. #641
    Mal Dimal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Warwick, QLD
    Posts
    15,506
    A bit cheesy but very pertinent here a few weeks ago...

    2017-04-05-the-error.jpg

    Mal.

  42. #642
    WME
    WME is offline
    Member WME's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2015
    Location
    Perth
    Posts
    39
    Sorry fellas. Maybe I should've added a warning at the bottom.
    "Please don't watch it easily offended, MA 15+)
    Magic_Matt likes this.

  43. #643
    Senior Member Magic_Matt's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Northlandia
    Posts
    1,299
    Disgusting!

    I really hate etching.

  44. #644
    Mal Dimal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Warwick, QLD
    Posts
    15,506
    Quote Originally Posted by WME View Post
    Sorry fellas. Maybe I should've added a warning at the bottom.
    "Please don't watch it easily offended, MA 15+)
    Yep, we all love a smart-arse...

    Mal.

  45. #645
    Mal Dimal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Warwick, QLD
    Posts
    15,506
    Saw a couple of young adults a few days ago who looked almost exactly like this pair...

    2017-09-30-texting-worries.jpg

    Mal.

  46. #646
    Super Moderator Javaphile's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Earth!
    Posts
    14,202
    Ha! Nice Mal!


    Java "" phile
    Dimal likes this.
    Toys! I must have new toys!!!

  47. #647
    Mal Dimal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Warwick, QLD
    Posts
    15,506
    And, here's another one...
    2017-10-31-java-man.jpg

    Mal.
    Javaphile likes this.

  48. #648
    Super Moderator Javaphile's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Earth!
    Posts
    14,202
    Hahahaha...


    Java "Nice Mal!" phile
    Dimal likes this.
    Toys! I must have new toys!!!

  49. #649
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Melbourne, Victoria
    Posts
    146
    Nescafe makes the perfect coffee.

    (Well. This is the humour thread).

Page 13 of 13 FirstFirst ... 3 11 12 13

Similar Threads

  1. A where to buy thread...
    By Tenoq in forum General Coffee Related...
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 17th September 2010, 01:05 PM
  2. Coffee humour
    By Thundergod in forum General Coffee Related...
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 8th December 2006, 10:30 AM
  3. A little espresso humour
    By JM in forum General Coffee Related...
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 16th October 2005, 01:56 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •