A new teacher was giving an assignment to her class one day. It
was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the
Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the male students. She quickly turned and asked, "Whats so funny Pat?"
"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."
"Get out of my classroom!" she yells, "I dont want to see you for three days."
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard.
Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student.
She quickly turns and asks,
"Whats so funny, Billy?"
"Well teacher, I just saw both of your garters."
Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!"
This time the punishment is more severe, "I dont want to see you for three weeks." She says.
Embarrassed, she drops the eraser when she turns around, so she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an all out belly laugh from another male student.
She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom. "Where
do you think you are going?" she asks.
"Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over."