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How do you know when you drink too much coffee
You have a Bumper sticker that says “Coffee Drinkers make Great Lovers”
Your so fast you answer the door before people knock
You need to watch Video in Fast forward
Your best friend is your espresso machine
You sleep with your cup next to you
You can take Photos of yourself from 4m away and you don’t need the timer
You lick your percolator clean
The Local coffee warehouse makes you employee of the month, but you don’t work there
You get a speeding ticket……When your Parked
The polo shirt says, “DE-CAFF is the Devils Coffee”
Your hands are so jittery people use you as a cocktail shaker
You can type 80 words a minute…with your feet
You’ve built a model house from coffee stirrers you stole from McCafé
Instant coffee takes too long
When you die you want to be cremated and put into a coffee jar for eternity
You go to sleep, just so you can wake up to smell coffee
The Energizer bunny can’t keep up with you
You jog to work and arrive yesterday
Your flatulence smells like espresso
Your eyes are brown…. Including the whites
You grind your coffee Beans in your mouth
Brazil loves you as you account for 1% of its GDP
When you Bungee jump you go up
Your Breath Etches glass
You think that skydiving is too slow.
For some reason you don’t visit friends because they drink instant
Brew to you is not Beer
The Nurse needs a calculator just to take your pulse
You introduce your partner as you Caffeine buddy
You’re a member of CoffeeSnobs
Well?
You have a Bumper sticker that says “Coffee Drinkers make Great Lovers”
Your so fast you answer the door before people knock
You need to watch Video in Fast forward
Your best friend is your espresso machine
You sleep with your cup next to you
You can take Photos of yourself from 4m away and you don’t need the timer
You lick your percolator clean
The Local coffee warehouse makes you employee of the month, but you don’t work there
You get a speeding ticket……When your Parked
The polo shirt says, “DE-CAFF is the Devils Coffee”
Your hands are so jittery people use you as a cocktail shaker
You can type 80 words a minute…with your feet
You’ve built a model house from coffee stirrers you stole from McCafé
Instant coffee takes too long
When you die you want to be cremated and put into a coffee jar for eternity
You go to sleep, just so you can wake up to smell coffee
The Energizer bunny can’t keep up with you
You jog to work and arrive yesterday
Your flatulence smells like espresso
Your eyes are brown…. Including the whites
You grind your coffee Beans in your mouth
Brazil loves you as you account for 1% of its GDP
When you Bungee jump you go up
Your Breath Etches glass
You think that skydiving is too slow.
For some reason you don’t visit friends because they drink instant
Brew to you is not Beer
The Nurse needs a calculator just to take your pulse
You introduce your partner as you Caffeine buddy
You’re a member of CoffeeSnobs
Well?
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