What is it with you girls and your themed presents?
A guy has to only say hes interested in, for instance, golf
and every fathers day ,birthday, christmas come the relentless golf themed presents. Like, I must have all the Greg Norman merchandise.....hat,T-shirt, umbrella,key-ring,thermal mug etc etc etc. Imagine how you would feel when asked to play through, and, wearing all the G.N. gear (yes, including THAT hat the one with the shark on top!) and you duff your drive.
Now, having indicated an interest in coffee, I must have just about all of the Di Bella merchandise.....hat, T-shirt, umbrella, key-ring, thermal mug etc etc etc. (they probably use Greg Normans merchandising consultant). And of course, when the daughters visit you and you are going out for a coffee you have to wear the presents.So off we go and here I am all in black looking like a barista (I draw the line at wearing the apron however!)
Now I think of it , WHO is that smart Alec at the cafe, who on leaving, always comes over to my table to thank me for the nice coffee he has just had?
But lately, things are looking up with extra colours being added to the clothing lines. Even my wife admits that I cut a rather dashing figure at the local espresso bar on a Saturday morning with my brown coffeecentral T-shirt and contrasting beige hat with logo. Though this Saturday morning, I came face to face with a guy wearing exactly the same outfit.
"Daughters" he said, shaking his head.
"Daughters" I replied, nodding my agreement.
A guy has to only say hes interested in, for instance, golf
and every fathers day ,birthday, christmas come the relentless golf themed presents. Like, I must have all the Greg Norman merchandise.....hat,T-shirt, umbrella,key-ring,thermal mug etc etc etc. Imagine how you would feel when asked to play through, and, wearing all the G.N. gear (yes, including THAT hat the one with the shark on top!) and you duff your drive.
Now, having indicated an interest in coffee, I must have just about all of the Di Bella merchandise.....hat, T-shirt, umbrella, key-ring, thermal mug etc etc etc. (they probably use Greg Normans merchandising consultant). And of course, when the daughters visit you and you are going out for a coffee you have to wear the presents.So off we go and here I am all in black looking like a barista (I draw the line at wearing the apron however!)
Now I think of it , WHO is that smart Alec at the cafe, who on leaving, always comes over to my table to thank me for the nice coffee he has just had?
But lately, things are looking up with extra colours being added to the clothing lines. Even my wife admits that I cut a rather dashing figure at the local espresso bar on a Saturday morning with my brown coffeecentral T-shirt and contrasting beige hat with logo. Though this Saturday morning, I came face to face with a guy wearing exactly the same outfit.
"Daughters" he said, shaking his head.
"Daughters" I replied, nodding my agreement.
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