Help! Im a Mouthfeel Addict . . .

[Robster]

Right!

I hold everyone here personally responsible for my latest addiction to espresso mouthfeel. You see, until recently I was a confirmed latte drinker. Somehow, along with membership to this site there was an almost imperceptibly incremental shift towards piccolo latte, now firmly entrenched. Then a growing desire - a need - to get jiggy with the base on which it all rests: the espresso. This I have been doing. For days now I have been doing nought but chasing the dragon, her gilt-edged smokey tongue-licks seducing me . . .

What is this milk, this lactic adulteration!? Begone calcium! Get thee gone! You are the Naltrexone to my heroin . . .

I fear where all this will lead . . .

Help!

Rob

[nunu]

Re: Help! Im a Mouthfeel Addict . . .

Forever will the dark side dominate your destiny...

[Javaphile]

Re: Help! Im a Mouthfeel Addict . . .

I fear where all this will lead . . .

Help!

Rob

MOAHAHAHAHAHA....There is no help for you! We have you firmly hooked and are now just playing with you! [smiley=evil.gif]

Java "Coffee soothes the wild beast" phile

[Habit]

Re: Help! Im a Mouthfeel Addict . . .

Theres clearly no cure for your disease Rob. :

You can only ever go about trying to find adequate relief of the symptoms.