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    From an unrelated Forum forum i hang around on/US based/Gunboards

    OT: Its Going To Be A Long Night
    I just got home from school. Walked in the door to find the dog on the couch, teeth chattering loudly. An empty coffee wrapper was on the floor,`part of a shipment destined for a friend in Iraq. Just a few tiny bits of coffee remained. More packages of coffee were scattered nearby.
    The dog has eaten enough dry coffee to make 10 cups. Irish creme flavor. Since shes a Belgian Malinois, she already had a personality like a Border Collie on methamphetamine BEFORE she ate the coffee. And she weighs close to 80 pounds.
    The emergency vet said (between spasms of laughter) that shell be up all night. He said hes pretty sure I will be, too.
    All prayers will be appreciated.
    <Name Edited>

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    Re: Coffee Snobs New Mascot

    That is absolutely hillarious. Have a great night

    Bloody dogs - I have a Lab and it is forever retrieving stuff and bringing it to me - recently ate a carmello koala packaging and all.

    Tim

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      Re: Coffee Snobs New Mascot

      Does a half siamese cat count? She is nicknamed the labracat retriever as she will eat anything she can and will play fetch for hours on end.

      The other cats think she is mad.

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      • #4
        Re: Coffee Snobs New Mascot

        We actually have a CoffeeSnobs Pets thread if you want to take a look and maybe post up pics of your own
        http://coffeesnobs.com.au/YaBB.pl?num=1127345297/0

        Mal.

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        • #5
          Re: Coffee Snobs New Mascot

          Originally posted by lucinda link=1168340520/0#2 date=1168346239
          Does a half siamese cat count? She is nicknamed the labracat retriever as she will eat anything she can and will play fetch for hours on end.

          The other cats think she is mad.

          Only entire pets, not portions thereof should be considered for mascot status.

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          • #6
            Re: Coffee Snobs New Mascot

            Originally posted by grendel link=1168340520/0#4 date=1168383182
            Only entire pets, not portions thereof should be considered for mascot status.
            ;D ;D
            I had to take a second read when I first read Lucindas half siamese cat post. But wouldnt half a siamese still be one whole one?

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            • #7
              Re: Coffee Snobs New Mascot

              We could always make an adaption of Mr Hanky (http://tinyurl.com/y5jszd) from South Park. Wouldnt be hard to turn him into a coffee bean.

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              • #8
                Re: Coffee Snobs New Mascot

                Two years ago I lived with my family working as a boarding master in a boys boarding school. My wife also happened to be the school nurse so she had to deal with this one... :

                Two 14 year olds were bored late one Saturday night so they thought they would see what would happen if they drank a brew of instant with over 20 teaspoons each! A small foam cup almost full of Nescrape mixed to a sort of goo then, god knows how, they drank one each.

                Like the dog owner at the top, we found out a lot about excessive caffeine use that night.

                The boys just did not know what they had done. Besides the racing heartbeat (up near 200!), profuse sweating and shakes, they got the runs in the worst kind of way ;D (Well it seems funny now)

                They were sent off to hospital where it was all taken very seriously and after stabilising, they were given a stern lecture by a doctor.

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                • #9
                  Re: Coffee Snobs New Mascot

                  And are they both coffee snobs now? One teaspoon of instant is bad enough

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                  • #10
                    Re: Coffee Snobs New Mascot

                    Ive probably told this one before but when my daughter made me her first cup of coffee it tasted a bit strong.

                    So I asked how many spoons of coffee shed used.
                    I think the answer was 5.

                    She figured if 5 was good enough for Milo in her milk then 5 must be right to make me a coffee.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Coffee Snobs New Mascot

                      Originally posted by Thundergod link=1168340520/0#9 date=1168429312
                      She figured if 5 was good enough for Milo in her milk then 5 must be right to make me a coffee.
                      And I bet you told her that it was the best cuppa youve ever had! ;D

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                      • #12
                        Re: Coffee Snobs New Mascot

                        Lucky the dog in the OP was large in size.

                        If it was an already-nervous little "battery-dog" it would most likely have bounced off the walls for an hour or so at high speed (like Flubber) and then EXPLODED

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                        • #13
                          Re: Coffee Snobs New Mascot

                          Originally posted by Matt G link=1168340520/0#10 date=1168468536
                          Originally posted by Thundergod link=1168340520/0#9 date=1168429312
                          She figured if 5 was good enough for Milo in her milk then 5 must be right to make me a coffee.
                          And I bet you told her that it was the best cuppa youve ever had!  ;D
                          Of course.

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                          • #14
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                            Could be a domestic version of Kopi Luwak!

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                            • #15
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                              Did you drink it - it is mandatory to eat or drink what the kids make you or ytou could scar them for life ;D

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