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  • Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

    I spotted this one while job hunting.
    Sydney CBD.
    Normal hours.
    $43,000 - $49,500 package.

    Might suit someone looking for more barista or barister experience.

    http://www.seek.com.au/showjob.asp?jobid=9067942

  • #2
    Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

    This is the perfect job for a Barista  :

    Thanks to you for spotting this opportunity  

    Serge

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    • #3
      Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm


      The moneys good, but the downside is youd be working for fascist lawyers in some CBD (Corporate Bloody Death-Star) firm, probably called Grim & Reaper or something like that.

      "Give me my coffee now or ill sue you and your whole family!!!" Yikes! :

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      • #4
        Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

        Yeah, I dont know whether I could work that closely with the legal people.

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        • #5
          Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

          There is one benefit....

          You could adopt the legal systems method of billing...

          "For professional services in the preparation of two espressos.... say $10"
          "arranging delivery of said items...... say $5"

          Total $15

          Wouldnt it be nice to "rip-off" the professional ripper offerers!!! 8-) ;D ;D ;D

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          • #6
            Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

            "Supply of spoon.... say $2"
            "Supply of sugar sachets x 2 @ 0.50c each $1"
            "Rosetta - ethereal value say.... $2"

            ;D

            Good one JavaB.
            The list of possibilities is endless.

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            • #7
              Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

              Ho!! I wanna the job  :P

              Plus freshly roasted FROM Go Barista  SAY...$$$$.$$

              After 6 months I will buy a super boast  ;D ;D ;D

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              • #8
                Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

                ...photocopying of menus as per your brief....@$2.50 per sheet....
                ...phone time- to take your order at $200 per hour
                ...establishment and administration of company loyalty scheme $1000
                ...delivery to your table/desk at $80 per hour (need a clerk to do this)... ;D

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                • #9
                  Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

                  And....

                  Title search to establish ownership of the beans...... say $200
                  DNA testing to ensure the correct bean parentage....... say $1000

                  Hey, forget the boat Serge.... we can have our own fleet (and only work 2 days a week)....

                  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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                  • #10
                    Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

                    When I grow up I wanna be a lawyer.
                    Or was that a barista?


                    -Robusto

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