Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

[Thundergod]

I spotted this one while job hunting.
Sydney CBD.
Normal hours.
$43,000 - $49,500 package.

Might suit someone looking for more barista or barister experience.

http://www.seek.com.au/showjob.asp?jobid=9067942

[GoneBarista]

Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

This is the perfect job for a Barista  :

Thanks to you for spotting this opportunity  

Serge

[rgow6208]

Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm


The moneys good, but the downside is youd be working for fascist lawyers in some CBD (Corporate Bloody Death-Star) firm, probably called Grim & Reaper or something like that.

"Give me my coffee now or ill sue you and your whole family!!!" Yikes! :

[Thundergod]

Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

Yeah, I dont know whether I could work that closely with the legal people.

[JavaB]

Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

There is one benefit....

You could adopt the legal systems method of billing...

"For professional services in the preparation of two espressos.... say $10"
"arranging delivery of said items...... say $5"

Total $15

Wouldnt it be nice to "rip-off" the professional ripper offerers!!! 8-) ;D ;D ;D

[Thundergod]

Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

"Supply of spoon.... say $2"
"Supply of sugar sachets x 2 @ 0.50c each $1"
"Rosetta - ethereal value say.... $2"

;D

Good one JavaB.
The list of possibilities is endless.

[GoneBarista]

Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

Ho!! I wanna the job  :P

Plus freshly roasted FROM Go Barista  SAY...$$$$.$$

After 6 months I will buy a super boast  ;D ;D ;D

[TC]

Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

...photocopying of menus as per your brief....@$2.50 per sheet....
...phone time- to take your order at $200 per hour
...establishment and administration of company loyalty scheme $1000
...delivery to your table/desk at $80 per hour (need a clerk to do this)... ;D

[JavaB]

Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

And....

Title search to establish ownership of the beans...... say $200
DNA testing to ensure the correct bean parentage....... say $1000

Hey, forget the boat Serge.... we can have our own fleet (and only work 2 days a week)....

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[robusto]

Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

When I grow up I wanna be a lawyer.
Or was that a barista?


-Robusto