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  • robusto
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    When I grow up I wanna be a lawyer.
    Or was that a barista?


    -Robusto

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  • JavaB
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    And....

    Title search to establish ownership of the beans...... say $200
    DNA testing to ensure the correct bean parentage....... say $1000

    Hey, forget the boat Serge.... we can have our own fleet (and only work 2 days a week)....

    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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  • TC
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    ...photocopying of menus as per your brief....@$2.50 per sheet....
    ...phone time- to take your order at $200 per hour
    ...establishment and administration of company loyalty scheme $1000
    ...delivery to your table/desk at $80 per hour (need a clerk to do this)... ;D

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  • GoneBarista
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    Ho!! I wanna the job  :P

    Plus freshly roasted FROM Go Barista  SAY...$$$$.$$

    After 6 months I will buy a super boast  ;D ;D ;D

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  • Thundergod
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    "Supply of spoon.... say $2"
    "Supply of sugar sachets x 2 @ 0.50c each $1"
    "Rosetta - ethereal value say.... $2"

    ;D

    Good one JavaB.
    The list of possibilities is endless.

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  • JavaB
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    There is one benefit....

    You could adopt the legal systems method of billing...

    "For professional services in the preparation of two espressos.... say $10"
    "arranging delivery of said items...... say $5"

    Total $15

    Wouldnt it be nice to "rip-off" the professional ripper offerers!!! 8-) ;D ;D ;D

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  • Thundergod
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    Yeah, I dont know whether I could work that closely with the legal people.

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  • rgow6208
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    The moneys good, but the downside is youd be working for fascist lawyers in some CBD (Corporate Bloody Death-Star) firm, probably called Grim & Reaper or something like that.

    "Give me my coffee now or ill sue you and your whole family!!!" Yikes! :

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  • GoneBarista
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    This is the perfect job for a Barista  :

    Thanks to you for spotting this opportunity  

    Serge

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  • Thundergod
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    Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm

    I spotted this one while job hunting.
    Sydney CBD.
    Normal hours.
    $43,000 - $49,500 package.

    Might suit someone looking for more barista or barister experience.

    http://www.seek.com.au/showjob.asp?jobid=9067942
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