Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm
When I grow up I wanna be a lawyer.
Or was that a barista?
-Robusto
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Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm
And....
Title search to establish ownership of the beans...... say $200
DNA testing to ensure the correct bean parentage....... say $1000
Hey, forget the boat Serge.... we can have our own fleet (and only work 2 days a week)....
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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...photocopying of menus as per your brief....@$2.50 per sheet....
...phone time- to take your order at $200 per hour
...establishment and administration of company loyalty scheme $1000
...delivery to your table/desk at $80 per hour (need a clerk to do this)...
;D
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Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm
Ho!! I wanna the job :P
Plus freshly roasted FROM Go Barista SAY...$$$$.$$
After 6 months I will buy a super boast ;D ;D ;D
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"Supply of spoon.... say $2"
"Supply of sugar sachets x 2 @ 0.50c each $1"
"Rosetta - ethereal value say.... $2"
;D
Good one JavaB.
The list of possibilities is endless.
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Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm
There is one benefit....
You could adopt the legal systems method of billing...
"For professional services in the preparation of two espressos.... say $10"
"arranging delivery of said items...... say $5"
Total $15
Wouldnt it be nice to "rip-off" the professional ripper offerers!!! 8-) ;D ;D ;D
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Yeah, I dont know whether I could work that closely with the legal people.
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The moneys good, but the downside is youd be working for fascist lawyers in some CBD (Corporate Bloody Death-Star) firm, probably called Grim & Reaper or something like that.
"Give me my coffee now or ill sue you and your whole family!!!" Yikes! :
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Re: Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm
This is the perfect job for a Barista :
Thanks to you for spotting this opportunity
Serge
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Barista / Cafe Attendant - Law Firm
I spotted this one while job hunting.
Sydney CBD.
Normal hours.
$43,000 - $49,500 package.
Might suit someone looking for more barista or barister experience.
http://www.seek.com.au/showjob.asp?jobid=9067942Tags: None
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