How to order at Star-schmucks

[Wushoes]

NB: The following links are to very crude cartoon humour..... ;D Open at own risk

Coffee Humour (how to order coffee at Starschmucks)
http://www.illwillpress.com/coffeehouse.html ("COFFEE HOUSE PROPAGANDA")

Coffee Humour (more about coffee at Starschmucks)
http://www.illwillpress.com/sml.html ("SMALL MEDIUM LARGE")

[muppet_man67]

Re: How to order at Star-schmucks

ROFL Gold anymore of these?

[segrave]

Re: How to order at Star-schmucks

that was pure gold ;D ;D ;D

[julsajet]

Re: How to order at Star-schmucks

Classiiic.

[mbg963]

Re: How to order at Star-schmucks

I tried a star schmucks a few weeks ago. Bleugh :P

I even had to order off the menu and asked for a normal size coffee. I think they called it a short. Short my a**. Grande - Ha! Wankers. If I want 600ml of milk that barely tastes like coffee Ill buy a Moove.

When ever I see someone walking around with a coffee the size of a milkshake I think to myself that they have noooo idea combined with a very strong bladder. The ideal schmucks customer ;D.

We must take the word to the streets people!