Originally posted by andysydney2003
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Real Flat White =
1) Pull shot.
2) Steam milk using proper steam wand ie. on a machine.
3) Carefully pour milk on top of shot, being careful not to lose your microfoam all at once.
4) Create latte art if it makes you feel better about yourself.
4) Kick back and enjoy with a copy of the Fin Review.
Faux Flat White =
1) Incinerate some stale, pre-ground chimney soot in a Moka Pot.
2) Heat glass of milk in microwave.
3) Transfer milk to plastic container & shake the bejesus out of it, OR; transfer milk to whisk bowl & give it a quick-and-dirty wash'n'tumble with a juice blender or $4 IKEA milk frother.
4) Dump the resulting slop on top of "shot".
5) Bottoms up before screaming out the door to work.


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