I was walking past the coffee aisle in the supermarket yesterday and spotted this:


I knew I shouldnt have, but Im a sucker for a gadget/novelty :
so I cracked it open and tried it this morning.
So, how did it taste?
I was amazed at the initial burst of aromatics - blueberries, with a subtle caramel undertone. It also had a long aftertaste, which developed into cinnamon.
Actually no.... it tasted like sh!t!
I knew in advance it was going to be bad... but not this bad. This was sooo offensive, I suspect Satan himself urinated in this cup and the manufacturers then tried to mask the flavour with a dozen teaspoons of sugar as an afterthought.
Luckily, I had some first aid at hand that I administered immediately (PNG Peaberry) - phew!
"Fine Coffee" indeed.


I knew I shouldnt have, but Im a sucker for a gadget/novelty :

So, how did it taste?
I was amazed at the initial burst of aromatics - blueberries, with a subtle caramel undertone. It also had a long aftertaste, which developed into cinnamon.
Actually no.... it tasted like sh!t!
I knew in advance it was going to be bad... but not this bad. This was sooo offensive, I suspect Satan himself urinated in this cup and the manufacturers then tried to mask the flavour with a dozen teaspoons of sugar as an afterthought.
Luckily, I had some first aid at hand that I administered immediately (PNG Peaberry) - phew!

"Fine Coffee" indeed.
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