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  • Rocky
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    Yep, the bum will drop out of their share price and we will be able to pick them up for peanuts (or cherries).

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  • Bushtocup
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    Nescafe, Lavazza and all the other big brands executives will be having panic attacks by now

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  • Rocky
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    Bushtocup - OK, we will split up the supply chain whilst we work on volume. You can do Monday to Thursday (you have three bushes, afterall) and I will look after the Friday to Sunday trade.
    I will send you my "processing equipment" - the plastic rubbish bin and frying pan is in the mail.

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  • flynnaus
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    Boom tish....

  • Barry O'Speedwagon
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    Originally posted by flynnaus View Post
    If you intended to rival Jamaica Blue, wouldn't you call it Jamaica Maroon?
    Or NYPD Blue? Or SheWentoferOwnAccord Blue?

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  • Rocky
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    What? and alienate all my potential Cockroach customers who would hold it against my Company that they got their ass kicked most of the time?

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  • flynnaus
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    If you intended to rival Jamaica Blue, wouldn't you call it Jamaica Maroon?

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  • Bushtocup
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    Yep. 3 bushes. Northern Rivers of NSW. Only two in good spots. Both with moderate first crop of still dark green beans. If you buy the processing equipment, I'll pay for courier when you lend it to me. ? because I'm not looking forward to doing it by hand. But Andy should stay open a bit longer. By my calculations, my home brand coffee will only keep us caffeinated for a few days.

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  • Rocky
    started a topic New Grower to rival Jamaica Blue Mountain

    New Grower to rival Jamaica Blue Mountain

    This is to let you know, Andy, that I won't be needing you any more as I now have my own coffee plantation called "Jamaica Yourself Rocky Mountain Coffee".
    It is grown in a small plantation in the foothills of the mountains here in Central Queensland and picked by myself to whom I pay ethical wages. I donate a whopping 100% of all sales back to myself as a 'Fair Crack'.
    I will be specialising in red-bean sales to self-roasters so that you can de-flesh and dry it yourself.
    I am taking orders now so just use this Forum to let me know how many 'berries' you would like at 10 cents/berry (despatched same day in a regular envelope - shipping $1. per envelope)
    Here is a picture of my plantation.



    ​​​​​​​Anyone else have their own "plantation"?
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