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I originally wrote this in the “Run a mile thread” – as the discussion seemed to have a serious tone and I thought it was time for a laugh, but didn’t see any creative contributions so thought I would re-post as a new topic. Seeking your contributions in the same vein…
You should run a mile from a café when…
The sign on the café window says, "As seen on A Current Affair."
The café is called, “It might be Coffee”
The café is in Snowtown
The café is in France
(C’mon you know it’s true – France might have good food, but the espresso is crap)
They sell a hot beverage that comes with a warning that says the beverage may be hot
They have a sign that says, “To beat the drought, we fill the espresso machine with drips from the air-con overflow”
The barista looks suspiciously like Dr Kevorkian
Your cell mate suggests you might like to try a long black
The café owner uses down-time on the Roaster to dry his laundry
The café specializes in syrups, sprinkles and other add-on products
They grind their coffee beans by mouth
Your latte art consists of a swastika
The barista says, “You want fries with that?”
You should run a mile from a café when…
The sign on the café window says, "As seen on A Current Affair."
The café is called, “It might be Coffee”
The café is in Snowtown
The café is in France
(C’mon you know it’s true – France might have good food, but the espresso is crap)
They sell a hot beverage that comes with a warning that says the beverage may be hot
They have a sign that says, “To beat the drought, we fill the espresso machine with drips from the air-con overflow”
The barista looks suspiciously like Dr Kevorkian
Your cell mate suggests you might like to try a long black
The café owner uses down-time on the Roaster to dry his laundry
The café specializes in syrups, sprinkles and other add-on products
They grind their coffee beans by mouth
Your latte art consists of a swastika
The barista says, “You want fries with that?”
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