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  • #16
    Re: Breast milk coffee

    [QUOTE=Thundergod link=1217148245/0#12 date=1218368270The squirts in question are too long in both time and distance and too accurate to be real unless the waitress in question is a freak.[/QUOTE]
    The accuracy is pretty amazing. If it were real then some of the customers would have had milk on their face and her blouse would have wet spots ;D

    Funny how were repulsed by human milk but not the milk of another animal!

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    • #17
      Re: Breast milk coffee

      Originally posted by Ali link=1217148245/0#15 date=1218408501

      Funny how were repulsed by human milk but not the milk of another animal!
      I would say people are not repulsed by it. Best description i can give is what the Germans say - its "unheimlich"

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      • #18
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        Lizzi do I call you Annie Oakley from now on?

        Ali Im not repulsed at all.

        If anything, skim repulses me.

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        • #19
          Re: Breast milk coffee

          Originally posted by Thundergod link=1217148245/0#12 date=1218368270
          The squirts in question are too long in both time and distance and too accurate to be real unless the waitress in question is a freak.

          Im not saying this is real, but Im with Lizzi on this one, those squirts are totally plausible. My wife used to amuse us for hours playing target practice across the room.

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          • #20
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            Hmmm ... my wife became the master of the double-handed breast squeeze squirt-&-aim technique with our twin boys - them sparrow-like, with their gobs wide open at every hour.

            We gotta a foam-like donut concoction around her to rest the boys, then when they where ready ... attach!

            If one was stubborn, Id hold him while my wife aimed.

            Amazing skill. ;D

            The stubborn one went on to formula after a few weeks :

            In coffee ... :P

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            • #21
              Re: Breast milk coffee

              Originally posted by anthonyd link=1217148245/0#16 date=1218417952
              I would say people are not repulsed by it. Best description i can give is what the Germans say - its "unheimlich"
              Ill have to try this next time I have someone over:
              "How do you have your coffee?"
              "White with one please"
              "ICow, soy or breast milk?"
              [smiley=shocked.gif]

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              • #22
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                I wonder how many of the husbands went up and ordered another ;D

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                • #23
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                  Originally posted by Mr Macchiato link=1217148245/20#21 date=1218453188
                  I wonder how many of the husbands went up and ordered another ;D

                  You see i would have asked if they dont mind leaving the milk jug on the table!

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                  • #24
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                    The show is sooooooo funny
                    Every skit has some sort of naked Girl or Boy in it

                    I wont describe some of the funniest ones as my description may offend

                    KK

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                    • #25
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                      my only problem with breastmilk is that I dont like the taste. Its very sweet tasting, but not sugary sweet, really sickly sweet. Its definately an aquired taste.

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                      • #26
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                        Originally posted by mattyj link=1217148245/20#24 date=1218587747
                        my only problem with breastmilk is that I dont like the taste. Its very sweet tasting, but not sugary sweet, really sickly sweet. Its definately an aquired taste.


                        ONLY problem? Other problems might be that not many shops sell it and if they did it probably wouldnt come in big enough bottles. ;D ;D

                        But if marketing cow milk is as easy and successful as it seems, I would think marketing breast milk should be a breeze. I can picture the commercials : :. Just have to find a way to mass produce it :-?.

                        "an aquired taste"? I disagree - youre born with it and then "dis-acquire" it after about 6-12 months. "Re-acquiring" it is a bit weird (IMO), although is acquiring a taste for cows lactation any less weird than for human lactation?

                        My head hurts...time for another cuppa (with cow milk!).

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                        • #27
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                          Originally posted by GregJW link=1217148245/20#25 date=1218588919
                          although is acquiring a taste for cows lactation any less weird than for human lactation?
                          Careful you might give the canibals solid argument there!

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                          • #28
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                            Originally posted by Thundergod link=1217148245/0#17 date=1218419286
                            Lizzi  do I call you Annie Oakley from now on?
                            yep ;D ;D

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                            • #29
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                              Well from m expireiance Breast milk is soooo much better than formula in taste!
                              Regards
                              Crisp Image

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                              • #30
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                                Are you speaking from recent experience here CI or do you just have a very good memory?

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