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    Im too weak (read whingey) to even get my coffee. I managed to get one on the go, but I am fading fast here.
    Someone needs to start a "morning coffee" business where they go door to door, fix a good one and gently tap you on the shoulder while youre still curled up in bed.

    I feel the day would go easier if I was already caffeinated before I properly woke up.

  • #2
    Re: Gah headache

    Originally posted by 3B333A3F353F392325560 link=1242683645/0#0 date=1242683645
    Im too weak (read whingey) to even get my coffee. I managed to get one on the go, but I am fading fast here.
    Someone needs to start a "morning coffee" business where they go door to door, fix a good one and gently tap you on the shoulder while youre still curled up in bed.

    I feel the day would go easier if I was already caffeinated before I properly woke up.

    So what your after is a Coffee Patch.. That way;

    1: Your always dosed up
    2: Ya breath does not stink
    3: Ya teeth are not brown
    4: Ya not having to leave teh desk for a fix
    5: No mess in teh kitchen
    6: No dull ache if you are in a rush and can get ya hands on one
    7: No stress about cheep crap coffee costing you an arm or a leg at the road side.

    I could go ON ;D but I think many of us are in the same boat..

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    • #3
      Re: Gah headache

      Caffeine patches are for wimps - you need one of these beside your bed!

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      • #4
        Re: Gah headache

        Someone just needs to make a Super Automatic that actually makes great coffee.
        Put it next to your bed, wired to your alarm clock and as you wake up you are presented with a great coffee.

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        • #5
          Re: Gah headache

          Patches? .... dont know about them .. but there are dissolveable  strips available.   Like that ones that Pfzier owns (Listerene strips) .. except, companies have formulated "energy" strips: to include Coffee extract, Ginko biloba, Ginseng, B12 & B6  ... etc etc.

          This is one Manufacturer: If you have a forumla they can make it for you  >>  a CoffeeSnobs strip anyone ?



          Marketing spin:

          Our Recent Creation:
          Three years in the making we finally perfected our latest delivery system, utilizing techniques unknown in the industry. Our patent pending process increases bio-availability of nutritional herbal remedies that can not be reproduced with capsules or tablets.

          The delivery is so powerful that effects can be seen and felt in only minutes. Each strip resembles a piece of paper but when placed on the tongue, the strip dissolves instantly delivering its ingredients with a blast of flavor. The products that can be manufactured in this new and unique technology are only limited by your imagination.


          http://www.atlas-operations.com/ediblestrips.php

          More Products Being Developed:

          We have or are in the process of developing sleep aids, sexual enhancers, hormone boosters, mood enhancers, appetite suppressants, immune enhancer and homeocysteine coronary support. Those are only some of the products that can be designed for you. Our R & D department can assist you in developing your product that will be the first of its kind in the marketplace.

          There are a couple of products making there way over to our shores. One called Staunchenergy, and the other a Shaquille Oneal endorsed company called Enlyten.

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          • #6
            Re: Gah headache

            Having tried those listerine strips and suffered a sticky tongue as a result, Id say the iv drip is the most likely suggestion.

            Although I can see how an edible strip could be used as a "sexual enhancer"... its all in how you place it

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            • #7
              Re: Gah headache

              Now that we solved the lazy coffee hit we need to come up with something that puts on our work clothes and cooks breakfast for us too. Like in the wallace and grommit animation, if your familiar with that.( Parents with young kids will know it).

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              • #8
                Re: Gah headache

                Originally posted by 3E363F3A303A3C2620530 link=1242683645/5#5 date=1242707044
                Having tried those listerine strips and suffered a sticky tongue as a result, Id say the iv drip is the most likely suggestion.

                Although I can see how an edible strip could be used as a "sexual enhancer"... its all in how you place it  
                AND

                Originally posted by 142136346762530 link=1242683645/6#6 date=1242708625
                Now that we solved the lazy coffee hit we need to come up with something that puts on our work clothes and cooks breakfast for us too. Like in the wallace and grommit animation, if your familiar with that.( Parents with young kids will know it).
                =


                A good Wife


                Oops


                A great Partner

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                • #9
                  Re: Gah headache

                  Reminds me of a joke....

                  What do you do if your wife is nagging at you in the lounge room?
                  Shorten the chain from the kitchen

                  The wife had a laugh too.
                  Sorry if it offends

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                  • #10
                    Re: Gah headache

                    Originally posted by 45696A6F685951060 link=1242683645/8#8 date=1242712937
                    Reminds me of a joke....

                    What do you do if your wife is nagging at you in the lounge room?
                    Shorten the chain from the kitchen  

                    The wife had a laugh too.
                    Sorry if it offends
                    Na ya got it wrong...

                    What do you do if your wife Partner (Naked) brings you a beer, while your watching your fav show on TV in the lounge room?

                    Shorten the chain from the kitchen


                    Remember, there is NO reason for them to leave the Kitchen.

                    WARNING...

                    While this is an OT area... CS do not have a RED zone, I guess I should bring this to a halt B4 people take offense.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Gah headache

                      Originally posted by 0C392E2C7F7A4B0 link=1242683645/6#6 date=1242708625
                      Now that we solved the lazy coffee hit we need to come up with something that puts on our work clothes and cooks breakfast for us too. Like in the wallace and grommit animation, if your familiar with that.( Parents with young kids will know it).
                      I think The Jetsons did it first.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Gah headache

                        No...seen something even better now...

                        The new Garnier roll on Caffeine...

                        Seriously.

                        You use it under your eyes to reduce bags... ;D

                        Ill find it on this web thing somewhere to show you...

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                        • #13
                          Re: Gah headache

                          Obviously some wives do not read this forum or some of you would be in serious trouble

                          Either that or some of you are braver men than I am.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Gah headache

                            Originally posted by 0C302D363C3D2A3F373C580 link=1242683645/10#10 date=1242714830
                            I think The Jetsons did it first.
                            Now that was a good show. I was going to say wife. But got scared.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Gah headache

                              Originally posted by 695C4B491A1F2E0 link=1242683645/13#13 date=1242719662
                              Originally posted by 0C302D363C3D2A3F373C580 link=1242683645/10#10 date=1242714830
                              I think The Jetsons did it first.
                              Now that was a good show. I was going to say wife. But got scared.
                              Please explain as to what you meant, I am confused ?


                              1:
                              something that puts on our work clothes and cooks breakfast for us too
                              2: Or that the wife puts on a good show

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