Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Multiple Virgin Births!

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #16
    Yelta, we will only let you into Central Queensland if you are covered in tatts, wear a flannelly with shorts & thongs and get a 'real' name - like "Bunga" or "Donk" instead of a pussy name like Yelta.
    What are ya? Foreign or something? (p.s. A Mullet haircut would get you bonus points)

    Comment


    • #17
      Originally posted by Rocky View Post
      get a 'real' name - like "Bunga" or "Donk" instead of a pussy name like Yelta.
      What are ya? Foreign or something? (p.s. A Mullet haircut would get you bonus points)
      Crikey Rocky, ya sure know how to sink the slipper, was havin a good day up till now, pussy name!

      Comment


      • #18
        Here Yelta, Yelta, Yelta.

        Comment


        • #19
          Originally posted by Thundergod View Post
          Here Yelta, Yelta, Yelta.
          Doesn't work does it?

          Perhaps Here Bunga, Bunga,Bunga.

          Comment


          • #20
            Originally posted by Rocky View Post
            (p.s. A Mullet haircut would get you bonus points)
            Got the boss to run the number 2 over the scone yesterday, will get me past the checkpoint?

            Comment


            • #21
              Yeah, but only if you team it with the big black droopy mustache in the avatar.
              (Bandidos tattooed across your forehead would guarantee a big welcome at the Border.)

              Comment


              • #22
                Well, here goes nothing...
                I'm probably gonna get slaughtered here, since I'm not from Australia, and no, I'm not going to say that the rest of the world should live or do like we do here in the USA. I guess I live by " like what/where you have/do/live or find something else". I personally think that people in general have declined in morals and values, and we can't blame anyone else for how our society is, it's up to each person.
                I would love to travel to many places around the world to see and experience the "real" (insert county here) whether it's Australia, Italy, Japan, Russia or any other place.
                I happen to work with a man from Canberra, at least I think that's where he's from, it's the place with the huge ballon festive that had that huge fish ballon this year, and I love to talk to him and find out how thing are done in Australia, how people live and talk, cause marketing is not real life. For instance, here in the mid '90's, Fosters beer had this huge add campaign about " how to speak Australian", and it was a hoot, but when talking to Brendan, he's like, no, fosters is probably the least common beer there, but, if you've never been there, how do you know??
                I will say that Tim Tams are pretty good, and I've found a local source! Vegemite, not so much, probably have to grow up with it.....
                Anyway, don't lump all Americans into one pile just cause you can, it's like saying that all Australians drink fosters or carry big knives cause I saw it in a movie
                Merry Christmas too!

                Comment


                • #23
                  Hey @JkFitz,

                  Welcome! One thing you'll have to get used to is that we Aussies tend to poke fun at each other, which you will probably notice in this thread, amongst others.
                  Generally it's good natured fun, but sometimes gets a bit raw. Jump right in!

                  BTW Love my beer, don't touch Fosters. Lately I've tried both Bud and Millers and you guys don't do too bad at beer. One day you'll get it right!
                  (That's Aussie for, "bloody hell, that's a nice beer")

                  Comment


                  • #24
                    I wasn't able to have more than 1 or 2 Buds at a time - found my taste buds craved something more after that, but it's more drinkable on the West Coast than the East. (different breweries perhaps?)

                    TimTam Slam: Take preferred cup of coffee and a timtam. Bite tiny top corner off timtam, just enough to expose the biscuit. Go to diagonal opposite corner of timtam, bite corner off. Place one bitten corner in coffee and suck on the other corner. Drink timtam-enriched coffee.

                    When the timtam begins to collapse in your fingers, eat timtam, lick fingers and reach for another timtam.

                    Works best with dark choc timtams...

                    Comment


                    • #25
                      Welcome! One thing you'll have to get used to is that we Aussies tend to poke fun at each other, which you will probably notice in this thread, amongst others.
                      Generally it's good natured fun, but sometimes gets a bit raw. Jump right in!


                      BTW Love my beer, don't touch Fosters. Lately I've tried both Bud and Millers and you guys don't do too bad at beer. One day you'll get it right!
                      (That's Aussie for, "bloody hell, that's a nice beer")
                      yeah, that's kinda what I figured, but hey, gotta throw my hat in the ring, right? As for the beer, I wouldn't know, don't touch the stuff myself. Maybe if I'm one here enough I'll get a hang of the local humor, eh, I mean humour, since you folks don't know how to spell!

                      TimTam Slam: Take preferred cup of coffee and a timtam. Bite tiny top corner off timtam, just enough to expose the biscuit. Go to diagonal opposite corner of timtam, bite corner off. Place one bitten corner in coffee and suck on the other corner. Drink timtam-enriched coffee.


                      When the timtam begins to collapse in your fingers, eat timtam, lick fingers and reach for another timtam.


                      Works best with dark choc timtams...
                      Sounds great, will have to to try this! Don't know if I can get dark chocolate tim tams here though.

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X