So, You thought you had heard it all

[Yelta]

If you have a sense of humour and are a bit broad minded open the link, unbelievable.

PS Its quite safe.

BBC NEWS | UK | Scotland | Glasgow, Lanarkshire and West | Bike sex man placed on probation

[noidle22]

[Dimal]

PS Its quite safe.

Not for bicycles...

Mal.

[Vinitasse]

Does that make him a pedalphile?

[Yelta]

Pretty weird but not sure the guy needed to be put on the sex offenders register, after all he was in his own room and the shocked people forced their way in.

Regardless, very strange, and kind of humorous, perhaps sad would be a better word.

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

There used to be an entry in the Guinness Book of Records concerning a bloke who ate his bicycle (took him 22 days or so). I think it went with the disclaimer 'We do not publish record attempts for potentially dangerous categories such as eating live ants. The ultimate in stupidity, however, the eating of a bicycle has been included as it is unlikely to attract competition.'

EDIT: The appropriately named Monsieur Mangetout is apparently no longer with us.

[Yelta]

There used to be an entry in the Guinness Book of Records concerning a bloke who ate his bicycle (took him 22 days or so). I think it went with the disclaimer 'We do not publish record attempts for potentially dangerous categories such as eating live ants. The ultimate in stupidity, however, the eating of a bicycle has been included as it is unlikely to attract competition.'

Think I read many moons ago that a bloke in the US (where else) did the same with a car, will Google it.

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Think I read many moons ago that a bloke in the US (where else) did the same with a car, will Google it.

Mr Mangetout also ate a Cessna 150 apparently.

[Yelta]

Mr Mangetout also ate a Cessna 150 apparently.

Beat me to it Barry Michel Lotito - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia seems he also ate a lot of other things as well including 18 bicycles and 15 shopping carts.

[Dimal]

Put it down to an Iron deficiency I guess...

Mal.

[Yelta]

He dropped off the perch at the age of 57, wonder if his eating habits had anything to do with his demise.

[Recaffinated]

There is a whole sub culture of people falling in love and having apparently sexual feelings for inanimate objects. Object sexuality - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Rocky]

Whats the big deal. Lots of people have had sex with the 'town bike'.

As long as the bicycle was consenting it is his own business and everybody should butt-out.

[fatboy_1999]

I think the problem was that the bike may have had traces of Rohypnol.

[Rocky]

So you're saying he may have picked her up in a sleezy bike-rack and slipped a tablet in her chain-oil?
I'm just concerned that he was practising safe-bicycle-sex using mudguards.