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    “There are more microorganisms in the human gut than there are stars in the universe."
    -Michael Sadowsky, director of the University of Minnesota's BioTechnology Institute

    Java "They said what?!?" phile
    Last edited by Javaphile; 1 December 2014, 11:19 AM. Reason: Better Title
    Toys! I must have new toys!!!

  • #2
    Calvin: People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
    Hobbes: Isn't the zipper on your pants supposed to be in the front?

    Java "Snowman army time!" phile
    Toys! I must have new toys!!!


    • #3
      The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of Doubt.

      Bertrand Russell.


      • #4
        Venison's dear, isn't it?

        Jimmy Carr


        • #5
          The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

          George Carlin
          Last edited by Javaphile; 5 December 2014, 12:54 PM. Reason: Removed offense language