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  • TampIt
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    The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

    George Carlin
    Last edited by Javaphile; 5 December 2014, 01:54 PM. Reason: Removed offense language

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  • shortblackman
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    Venison's dear, isn't it?

    Jimmy Carr

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  • Yelta
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    The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of Doubt.

    Bertrand Russell.

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  • Javaphile
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    Calvin: People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
    Hobbes: Isn't the zipper on your pants supposed to be in the front?


    Java "Snowman army time!" phile

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  • Javaphile
    started a topic Wierd/strange/interesting/amusing random quote of the day

    Wierd/strange/interesting/amusing random quote of the day

    “There are more microorganisms in the human gut than there are stars in the universe."
    -Michael Sadowsky, director of the University of Minnesota's BioTechnology Institute


    Java "They said what?!?" phile
    Last edited by Javaphile; 1 December 2014, 12:19 PM. Reason: Better Title
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