Without going into all the sordid details of my last 10 years in design trying to source good help, here I go … 
Are you a reliable, capable freelance web developer? Can you answer emails, provide quotes and sometimes even return calls? All within days rather than months, and preferably not on public holidays?
Are you interested in working with a freelance graphic designer on some current web projects, providing a technical service in all the bits he has no background in? I've a background in print, photography & branding (but with a reasonable knowledge of hand-coded CSS and HTML) but sometimes need assistance with database/CMS/Java type development. Is this your thing?
Are you not planning to flee the country, move to Nimbin, become a hermit or go postal any time soon?
Calling all obsessive, technical, talented snobs – I'd love a PM!
Cheers Matt

Are you a reliable, capable freelance web developer? Can you answer emails, provide quotes and sometimes even return calls? All within days rather than months, and preferably not on public holidays?
Are you interested in working with a freelance graphic designer on some current web projects, providing a technical service in all the bits he has no background in? I've a background in print, photography & branding (but with a reasonable knowledge of hand-coded CSS and HTML) but sometimes need assistance with database/CMS/Java type development. Is this your thing?
Are you not planning to flee the country, move to Nimbin, become a hermit or go postal any time soon?
Calling all obsessive, technical, talented snobs – I'd love a PM!
Cheers Matt
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