(Geez, 'ope I'm not talkin' from 'speerience 'ere. Yeah...nah.)
Drop those pesky gs. Always be goin' somewhere, or doin' somethin'
The names of everyone you know have to end in "sy": Bracksy, Maxy or "o": Jacko, Peto, Dicko,
You live in Straya
You never go to the football ---you go to the footy.
Meat pies and sausage rolls take pride of place in your cuisine.
Never say dollars when everyone knows they are bucks.
You're not a slave to fashion, so you safely stay a couple of decades behind.
Your pride and joy is the lowered ute
If you can't afford that ute, make sure your 30-year-old car has one door of a different colour
No point in having hidden tattoos, so both sides of the neck make the perfect canvas
Getting drunk is your birthright, so proudly boast about it
Begin your conversation with “yeah, nah”
When carrying a slab from the bottle shop, perch it on your shoulder.
Make sure it's Victoria bitter, Melbourne bitter or xxxx in Queensland
You don't offer mates a beer -- you offer them a coldie
You've been light years ahead of the media in dropping the C-bomb
Next to the pub, your most frequented venue is Centrelink
You've never heard of Noosa but know the Rosebud tea trees like a second home
Drop those pesky gs. Always be goin' somewhere, or doin' somethin'
The names of everyone you know have to end in "sy": Bracksy, Maxy or "o": Jacko, Peto, Dicko,
You live in Straya
You never go to the football ---you go to the footy.
Meat pies and sausage rolls take pride of place in your cuisine.
Never say dollars when everyone knows they are bucks.
You're not a slave to fashion, so you safely stay a couple of decades behind.
Your pride and joy is the lowered ute
If you can't afford that ute, make sure your 30-year-old car has one door of a different colour
No point in having hidden tattoos, so both sides of the neck make the perfect canvas
Getting drunk is your birthright, so proudly boast about it
Begin your conversation with “yeah, nah”
When carrying a slab from the bottle shop, perch it on your shoulder.
Make sure it's Victoria bitter, Melbourne bitter or xxxx in Queensland
You don't offer mates a beer -- you offer them a coldie
You've been light years ahead of the media in dropping the C-bomb
Next to the pub, your most frequented venue is Centrelink
You've never heard of Noosa but know the Rosebud tea trees like a second home

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