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  • Funniest thing your Kids have said?

    My inspiration for this post came from my 5 yo son who was sitting on the toilet the other day and was apparently having difficulty, errr... getting things moving.

    The conversation went something like this:

    5 yo: "Dad! Help, Im complicated."
    Me: "Complicated?  Whattya mean complicated???"
    5 yo: "My bottom hurts and I cant poo.  Im complicated."
    Me: "Ohhhhh!!! C-o-m-p-l-i-c-a-t-e-d!  Gotchya.  Wait here and Ill get your Mother."

    I just know this will come back to haunt him at his 21st Birthday   ;D

    Anyone else?

    -Alchemist-


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    My niece came home from school one day very upset because theyd been learning a new song, "Wogs n Matilda".

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    • #3
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      Alchemist, whats that Bumber Knock Box you have?  :P :P :P

      Cant think of anything from my son, however to this day we listen to my nephew who taught us years ago to always read the perstructions before putting anything together.

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        My father once complained about a guy driving past us very fast, saying he was going "like a hell of a bat".

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          A guy from work said that he wandered onto a beach with his son. They came up to a woman who was sun bathing. Son pipes up nice and loud, "gee dad, shes got bigger t*ts than our cow at home!"

          Needless to say there was a quick exit from the beach!

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          • #6
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            Thanks TG, youve reminded of the classic from my son:

            I had to stop swearing at other drivers when my boy was 3 yo and very late to start speaking.  We were pulling up at a set of lights, another driver cut us off, and before I could react I heard from the  back seat "Eezus krise, oo bozo". Of course now that hes about to get his L plates I cant speed any more either.....

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            • #7
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              LOL Top stuff guys,

              We were driving over from the Pilbara to my Brothers wedding in late September 1984. We were at about the halfway point in Renmark, leaving the motel at about 7:30 AM and heading out to cross the Murray and head down to Mildura. As it happens, there had a been a lot of rain in the Murray catchment on the days leading up to our arrival there and when we got up on to the bridge, the Murray was on the threshold of bursting its banks.

              Anyway, our youngest son Ian who had just celebrated his 4th Birthday the night before, looked out of his window down into the huge swirling maelstrom of the flooded river and yelled out at my wife and I, "Look down there, theres a HUGE puddle moving very fast"...... This was the first river that the poor little bloke had ever seen, coming from the N.W. of W.A. and across the Nullarbor he had seen nothing but dried up river and creek beds. I can still remember the astonished look on his face with eyes as big as saucers.

              I bet the Murray had never been described as a puddle before, albeit a BIG one.... ;D

              Mal.

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              • #8
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                Alchemist, thats funny on a couple of levels.
                1. What your son said.
                2. How you dealt with it "Wait here and Ill get your Mother"


                Thundergod - "Wogs n Matilda" is a cack, poor girl.

                Maybe not the funniest things my cretins have said but ones that come to mind...

                Sarah @ 4yo - Told us that the camel got his hump from eating a big rock.

                Tiana @ 2yo - While getting tickled on the belly, got-up, stepped back and with a fully outstretched arm with palm facing me and very stern deep voice said "stop Daddy, ENUFF" (you would swear she was 10 foot tall, not 2 foot)

                Zed @ 6yo - Just last week was telling us about a movie his friends were talking about called "Pirates of the Caravans". (watchout for them Lizzi)

                Me @ 4yo - (allegedly, according to my parents) Standing on a busy street corner waiting to cross the road and could hear sirens blazing. In all the excitement got tongue-twisted, pointed and exclaimed in the loudest 4yo voice just a few of the letters “F... ..UCK”. Apparently all the ‘ol dears (and my parents) were horrified till they realised I was really saying FIRE TRUCK.
                (of course this was about 1971, a time when that class of word was not used on the radio and certainly never on the street by a 4yo)

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                  Originally posted by Andy Freeman link=1199058100/0#7 date=1199068357
                  Alchemist, thats funny on a couple of levels.  
                   1. What your son said.
                   2. How you dealt with it "Wait here and Ill get your Mother"
                  Come to think of it, as I walked off, I also mumbled something along the lines of, "You think youre complicated, you should try your Mum on for size" but fortunately, it went straight over the little fellas head  

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                  • #10
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                    When my daughter was 18 months old I caught her standing on a pillow on the floor and as she jumped off she would say "oh shit", climb back on and repeat it over and over.....Ive no idea where she learnt that word from but we still have a good laugh about it 25 years later!!!

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                    • #11
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                      Howdy All,
                      This year my best friend and I rang each others kids and pretended to be Santa.
                      When my 3y.o, Edie finished taliking, she passed me the phone and said- "Dad, its Jesus on the phone for you"!

                      She will also tell you that her "poo" comes from "poo-land". Wheres poo-land Edie? "its in my Bottom"!

                      Cheers and Happy New-Year!
                      Anthony and Edie!

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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by Viviane link=1199058100/0#2 date=1199062800
                        Alchemist, whats that Bumber Knock Box you have?  :P :P :P

                        Viviane - LMAO!!!!  That is the funniest thing Ive read in a long time!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

                        Now... how to wipe sprayed coffee off the keyboard & monitor....


                        -A-

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                        • #13
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                          When my kid was a bit over a year old my friend Bob came over and she greeted him with "Hi Blob!". The name stuck and over 20 years later hes still affectionately known as Blob. ;D


                          Java "Kids say the cutest things" phile
                          Toys! I must have new toys!!!

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                            In the fruit shop with Anastasia (2-and-a-bit) a few weeks ago, I asked her if she would like to try some apricots. She studied one for a moment, looked back at me and replied "Mummy ... bot-bot?".

                            "Yes darling, they do rather resemble one".

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                              We bunddled my niece in the car to go out the other day and id forgot my sunnies and remembered to brush my teeth (coffee breath) so i went to do both and apparently in my absence she asked " Untie Shazzy whys uncle andy stuffin around for". She also, while at her place, had been spoken to sternly by her mum and then walked into the room her dad was in carrying a blanket and a pillow and told him "mum and i just had a big fight". This is only a couple shes come out with some funny stuff shes only 2 and a half but shes super intelligent i think. Ill try to remember some more quotes.

                              My sons only just starting to find some words so in the next year hopefully ill have something funny to add from him.

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