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  • 15 bars and you are a barista

    Want a sub $200 coffee machine?

    All you need is pressure.
    Nothing else. And hey presto, you are a barista. Making "the perfect" coffee.


    Nothing to it....it's all here...

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/curtiss...nes-under-200/

  • #2
    Mm-mm-mm...

    Must make terrific coffee, can't go wrong.

    Mal.

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    • #3
      One of the worst advertorial review pages I’ve ever read. “, you'd know that being able to adjust the decibel level of the steam can make for a better froth”.

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      • #4
        Did y'all read the authors byline under their name?

        Writing on Consumer Tech & Social Media with a satirical, cynical edge

        Java "Read what?" phile
        Toys! I must have new toys!!!

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        • #5
          For those too busy...here is a precis of the article:

          The more bars the better -- 20 bars is better than 15 do you can "overpack" your basket to your heart's delight.

          The warming tray is to keep your espresso warm while you do other things except drink the express espresso

          Steaming--or frothing--is tuned by decibel levels

          A metal steam arm is better than a plastic one.

          It is best to keep the frother arm clean.

          ....Now where is my barista certificate?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Javaphile View Post
            Did y'all read the authors byline under their name?
            At the bottom it says:

            Author Bio: Writing about consumer technology, social media, the porn industry as it relates to both and the deep layers of psychological torture endured by all of it.
            I agree that article was psychological torture for all CoffeeSnobs.

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            • #7
              I was wondering how long it would take for someone to point that out!


              Java "Point to Andy!" phile
              Toys! I must have new toys!!!

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                • #9
                  I can all too easily see the Spinal Tap crew doing a mockumentary based around a coffee expo. Best In Show, but with hipsters.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by mjoyce View Post
                    I can all too easily see the Spinal Tap crew doing a mockumentary based around a coffee expo. Best In Show, but with hipsters.
                    MICE is already spinal tap hahahaha
                    Last edited by woodhouse; 7 October 2019, 11:39 PM.

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