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  • #2
    Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

    LOL if only, I wonder what his policies would be.
    Nicely done

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    • #3
      Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

      Originally posted by Sullo link=1177235196/0#1 date=1177236764
      LOL if only, I wonder what his policies would be.
      Nicely done
      Firstly he would declare instant coffee an illicit (and bad tasting) drug..... with penalties for the consumption and especially for the pushing of this insidious coffee substitute.

      Good effort grendel!

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      • #4
        Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

        Those think tanks do have level indicators dont they?
        Or are they plumbed in?

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        • #5
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          haha, obviously to much spare time. :d

          Would join the party but a card carrying member already.

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          • #6
            Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

            top effort, Grendel... so glad to see unbiased political reporting for once!!

            oh, and congratulations to the Prime Minister Elect, Andrew Freeman...



            L

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            • #7
              Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

              And at the opening sesssion of Parliament will be opened with the following prayer,

              Our coffee,
              which art in the roaster
              hallowed be thy crema,

              thy will be drunk
              at home
              as in the cafe,

              give us this day our starter pack green beans
              and forgive us our lack of crema
              as we forgive those who god shot against us

              and lead us not into overextraction
              but deliver us from instant

              for thyne is the coffee
              the espresso and the latte
              forever and ever

              amen

              heheehe

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              • #8
                Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

                Or perhaps the coffee version of Psalm 23?

                The Lord is my barista; I shall not want.

                He maketh me to recline on green sofas: he leadeth me beside the clean tables.

                He repoureth my latte: he maketh me a ristretto of righteousness for goodness sake.

                Yea, though I walk through the aisles of instant coffee, I will fear no nescafe: for thou art with me; thy cafe and its staff they comfort me.

                Thou preparest an espresso for me in the presence of mine tea drinking colleagues: thou anointest my ears with friendly banter; my latte hath art on it.

                Surely warmth and bonhomie shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the cafe of the Lord for ever.

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                • #9
                  Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

                  knew I shouldve paid more attention in class when I was at Catho schools, and it wouldve paid off finally, 28 years later!

                  no offence intended to anyone or their religious beliefs

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                  • #10
                    Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

                    Originally posted by Sullo link=1177235196/0#8 date=1177246829
                    knew I shouldve paid more attention in class when I was at Catho schools, and it wouldve paid off finally, 28 years later!

                    no offence intended to anyone or their religious beliefs

                    Same here!

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                    • #11
                      Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

                      Grendel and Sullo, you two both have too much time on your hands. Thanks for the laugh. ;D

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                      • #12
                        Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

                        Time? no time at all - have you seen the time stamps for the exchange?

                        :P

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                        • #13
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                          Grendel is truely the Master,
                          I am but a mere shadow of a Padawan

                          too much star wars this weekend!

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                          • #14
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                            You too? Must have been a Star Wars weekend - our boys have ODd on it today.

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                            • #15
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                              I won the lightsaber duel with my 8 year old but the 6 year old cheated, he had a ninja sword as well,felt like that scene where darth maul Master Qui Gon Jin and Padawan Kenobi are fighting, I went down for the galaxy but had eough in me to pull one more shot,
                              then the clone wars......

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