United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

[grendel]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

Ahhhh - mine got torches to use - lotsa light but no whacking. . .

[JavaB]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

Or perhaps the coffee version of Psalm 23?

grendel,

After that I cant help but think of Andy as the head of "The Holy Coffee Church" with you and Sullo as two of His disciples.....

And there is a huge following..... we are committed to our "religion" and it is a great "god" to worship

;D ;D ;D

[grendel]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

Well Im sure Ive mention my project re-writing various holy books to return coffee to its rightful place. . . .

[Sullo]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

And as Padawan I wait for the day to hold the Chalice (pf) and step up to the altar (expresso machine) and pour the God Shot!
But until that day Im still wandering about picking up the empty cups and out back in the cleaning room washing them.

Praise be to Andy Prime Minister Elect.

So whats out "catch phrase" or hook line Grendel?

Steve
aka Sullo

[fatboy_1999]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

Ok - since no-one else has put in for their preference...

DIBS ON FOREIGN MINISTER!!

The Rt. Honerable Fatboy MHR

[JavaB]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

Well I better put my hand up for

BEAN COUNTER...

i.e. Treasurer.... Dont fear Ill only have a flat tax of 10% of all beans roasted

The Rt. Honerable Java "what a" B

[Andy]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

Very clever and very funny.
I love it and the follow up posts.



PS: My dear wife has tears and sore sides after reading the thread too.
;D

[robusto]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

Good one Grendel. How does one subscribe to the publication?

Who is the Opposition Leader?

-Robusto

[grendel]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

His name is Robert Timms.

[muppet_man67]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

His name is Robert Timms.

and his deputy Sarah Lee

[reubster]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

Brilliant!

Im sure my " I brew & I vote" bumper stickers had some influence on this monumentous victory.

A suggestion: all coffee related products & services to be GST free!
[Except for instant/supermarket stuff]

[coffeewise]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

It only takes 500 paid up members to form a recognised political party, I believe.

I volunteer as French Press Secretary.

James

[Thundergod]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

How many French members do we have?
Sounds like a cushy job if theres hardly anyone to communicate to.

[fatboy_1999]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

And someone will have to be able to read French to check youre doing it correctly!

[robusto]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

Membership prerequisite: -No blondes allowed

Thered be plenty of group meetings

Wed filter out the dregs

Wed never tamper with official policy

And never knock the latte set

--Robusto