United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

[grendel]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

Or perhaps the coffee version of Psalm 23?

The Lord is my barista; I shall not want.

He maketh me to recline on green sofas: he leadeth me beside the clean tables.

He repoureth my latte: he maketh me a ristretto of righteousness for goodness sake.

Yea, though I walk through the aisles of instant coffee, I will fear no nescafe: for thou art with me; thy cafe and its staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest an espresso for me in the presence of mine tea drinking colleagues: thou anointest my ears with friendly banter; my latte hath art on it.

Surely warmth and bonhomie shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the cafe of the Lord for ever.

[Sullo]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

And at the opening sesssion of Parliament will be opened with the following prayer,

Our coffee,
which art in the roaster
hallowed be thy crema,

thy will be drunk
at home
as in the cafe,

give us this day our starter pack green beans
and forgive us our lack of crema
as we forgive those who god shot against us

and lead us not into overextraction
but deliver us from instant

for thyne is the coffee
the espresso and the latte
forever and ever

amen

heheehe

[Lizzie]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

top effort, Grendel... so glad to see unbiased political reporting for once!!

oh, and congratulations to the Prime Minister Elect, Andrew Freeman...



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[SupremeRoasters]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

haha, obviously to much spare time. :d

Would join the party but a card carrying member already.

[Thundergod]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

Those think tanks do have level indicators dont they?
Or are they plumbed in?

[JavaB]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

LOL if only, I wonder what his policies would be.
Nicely done

Firstly he would declare instant coffee an illicit (and bad tasting) drug..... with penalties for the consumption and especially for the pushing of this insidious coffee substitute.

Good effort grendel!

[Sullo]

Re: United CoffeeSnobs of Australia Party

LOL if only, I wonder what his policies would be.
Nicely done

[grendel]