Coffee may slow memory declines in women

[Remy]

Re: Coffee may slow memory declines in women

Women have greater memory, they file things into memory much more ably then men, and of course, unlike men they can multi-task.  

 Its likely to be this way because women file things AWAY,..back to the drawer, cupboard, garage etc, and of course remember doing it, so they know where everything is. Now men (not all men of course) on the other hand, need to have  great memories. They do create this themselves though as they need to cover the unusual/bizarre disappearance of their belongings.  

They need to remember they left the (now rusty)hammer in the garden out near the back fence three weeks ago when the hammered the palings back on,.. or left the family room TV remote on the shelf of their wardrobe a few nights ago because they discovered it was too difficult to disrobe for bed with the remote still in their hand. They need also to remember that they often leave their wallets in the drawer of their desk at work which makes it impossible to get petrol on the way home from work and impossible to get home at all in a car without petrol.

Yes women have the added benefit of being able to multi-task,.. we can pick up our own stuff to put away at the same time we pick up everyone elses stuff phrrrrrt!. But women are not perfect, despite what every man knows ,..and often miss things like the hammer down the back of the yard, or the TV remote under a pile of socks in the wardrobe.

Its tough for men... you see,.. its not that women have better memories, its just that men have to remember all these extra things that women dont , and it has to be confusing for them not to find their tools still sitting on the seat of the lounge where they left them a week ago. *snort*  

[askthecoffeeguy]

Re: Coffee may slow memory declines in women

its funny you should say that b/c I used to have trouble remembering things but now i...

[snooooze]

Re: Coffee may slow memory declines in women

snap Robusto! Try buttering the toast simultaneously!

While burning it ...yyyouch

[robusto]

Re: Coffee may slow memory declines in women

To do that I would have to burn the coffee instead.

[GrindOnDemand]

Re: Coffee may slow memory declines in women

snap Robusto! Try buttering the toast simultaneously!

[robusto]

Re: Coffee may slow memory declines in women

Precisely, Lizzi, precisely. Women have greater memory, they file things into memory much more ably then men, and of course, unlike men they can multi-task.

(Mmm. Computers do all that. I wonder.....)


In my case, multi-tasking means making the coffee while burning the toast.

[GrindOnDemand]

Re: Coffee may slow memory declines in women

or perhaps men need memorable women?!

[Lizzie]

Re: Coffee may slow memory declines in women

Men do not need good memory. When we forget where the car keys/socks/spanner/widgit  is, we ask a woman.

mmm, men do not need good memory, they just need a good woman.... QED

L

[robusto]

Re: Coffee may slow memory declines in women

Men do not need good memory. When we forget where the car keys/socks/spanner/widgit is, we ask a woman.

[Sullo]

Re: Coffee may slow memory declines in women

well if having lots of coffee in guys doesnt help with early dementia then Im screwed. Better tattoo my name on my hand so I remember who I am.
She who has great ideas on the other hand forgets more then me, or is it she just forgets about the things I do... Like bringing more machines home to play with.. Either way its a win win for me

[GrindOnDemand]

Re: Coffee may slow memory declines in women

Hormone Replacement Therapy b4b? If it involves jabbing my thigh with a foot long syringe, then I might just stick to the 3 coffees thanks mate.

Have you tried HRT for ya-self, & if so did you have qualms with the sudden man-boobs & quiver in your voice pitch?

mmm ...

[beanz4brainz]

Re: Coffee may slow memory declines in women


Hey GrindOn,

Take a course of HRT, three coffees and Im sure youll remember it! :P




b4b.

[GrindOnDemand]

Re: Coffee may slow memory declines in women

Well after reading the study, I ... I ahh ... sorry Ive forgotten what I wanted to say :-?

[Lizzie]

Re: Coffee may slow memory declines in women

youll keep.... [smiley=evil.gif]


L

[beanz4brainz]

Re: Coffee may slow memory declines in women


Hmmmm......... three cups of coffee as a memory enhancer eh.

(Thinks)......wonder if the frenchies tried a cattle prod??



Nah, just kidding girls!

(Thinks)......did I get away with that? OOOOWWWW!!! ......No, no, not you dear!!! And, besides darling, we dont own a cattle prod!:-X




anon. ;D ;D ;D