Not letting me drink coffee increases my blood pressure.
The doctor merely suggesting such an obcene thought does the same.
I have to have another heart test soon to keep the doctor happy but all previous tests have shown it to be perfect despite the few extra kilos I carry.
Ive been on cholestorol lowering drugs for the last 18 months or so and my recent blood test results show a remarkable improvement for the first time.
Maybe the new drugs are better than the old ones.