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    How do you know when you drink too much coffee

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    How do you know when you drink too much coffee

    You have a Bumper sticker that says “Coffee Drinkers make Great Lovers”
    Your so fast you answer the door before people knock
    You need to watch Video in Fast forward
    Your best friend is your espresso machine
    You sleep with your cup next to you
    You can take Photos of yourself from 4m away and you don’t need the timer
    You lick your percolator clean
    The Local coffee warehouse makes you employee of the month, but you don’t work there
    You get a speeding ticket……When your Parked
    The polo shirt says, “DE-CAFF is the Devils Coffee”
    Your hands are so jittery people use you as a cocktail shaker
    You can type 80 words a minute…with your feet
    You’ve built a model house from coffee stirrers you stole from McCafé
    Instant coffee takes too long
    When you die you want to be cremated and put into a coffee jar for eternity
    You go to sleep, just so you can wake up to smell coffee
    The Energizer bunny can’t keep up with you
    You jog to work and arrive yesterday
    Your flatulence smells like espresso
    Your eyes are brown…. Including the whites
    You grind your coffee Beans in your mouth
    Brazil loves you as you account for 1% of its GDP
    When you Bungee jump you go up
    Your Breath Etches glass
    You think that skydiving is too slow.
    For some reason you don’t visit friends because they drink instant
    Brew to you is not Beer
    The Nurse needs a calculator just to take your pulse
    You introduce your partner as you Caffeine buddy
    You’re a member of CoffeeSnobs

    Well?

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    ed_vinas
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    Re: How do you know when you drink too much coffee

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    Good stuff!
    Looks like I fail on three cases:
    • You go to sleep, just so you can wake up to smell coffee
    • Brew to you is not Beer
    • You’re a member of CoffeeSnobs
    ....and loving it....

    ;D



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