I would tend to agree with you on this Menace. From the limited pool of people that I have observed with this. When you bring up the subject of coffee the subject quickly turns to "how I need coffee to function throughout the day" as if they could not survive. Where as for me I love great coffee for sure, but love it more when it is coupled with conversation, or some time out by myself or with a book.
I dont drink a lot of coffee each day typically but my wife and I make an effort to sit down and have a coffee together at some point during the day. This one coffee with her is often the only coffee I will have the entire day.
Of course as coffee snobs there is probably more to it as well as in terms of trying to produce the perfect cup but that is a whole other story ;)
I will gladly take part in your revolution :)