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    Photo Caption Contest #1.

    Gene Cafe Coffee Roaster $850 - Free Beans Free Freight
    I was sent an email from a PR company today and it had an attached photo of some bloke playing with beans but no caption.

    Can someone here think of one?

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    "Three hundred thousand four hundred seventy-five, three hundred thousand four hundred seventy-six, three hundred thousand four hundred seventy-seven.... JOHN! GET THE PHONE! Uhhh.... damn... One, two, three..."

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    "So many beans... So little time."

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    "FIND THE ROBUSTA BEAN AND WIN A PONY!"

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    Mmm, pituatary glands, now I can make enough Human Growth Hormone for the whole Olympic team...hang on, coffee beans! the &$&$%s have given me coffee beans!

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    Wheres Wally?



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    Are you sure you dropped a Peaberry in here?

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    So what am I looking for in this shipment from "Colombian" ?

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #1.

    Do I look like my dad... Phillip ?

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #1.

    "To bean or not to bean, that is the question?" :D :D :D

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #1.

    "Are you sure it was this bag you lost the ring in, Anne?"

    "...and to think this all started from washing dishes"

    "Aaah ... la dolce vita"

    "Aaah - i miei cari"

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    Di Bella Quality Control

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    The rest of his facial hair may have fallen in there, but it would be a long nights sorting before we could convince him that the "flavour saver" alone was not worth holding on to. Let it go Todd*.


    * names changed to protect Shannon Noll.

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    "These Amazing Race Detours get weirder and weirder!"

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #1.

    My caption thought is


    mmmmmmm - coffee

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #1.

    A picture caption

    KK


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    "beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans!!!,

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #1.

    Stock taking....I dont think so, a guestimate will be near enough. Whos going to check anyway ?

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #1.

    Quote Originally Posted by 4D7E717B664058311F0 link=1250176339/3#3 date=1250177966
    FIND THE ROBUSTA BEAN AND WIN A PONY!"
    Nice Randy ;D

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #1.

    HEY GARY, any luck looking for that Rat turd ?

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    Forty one........forty two..........forty three


    Bloody Nescafe.........


    one....two.......three.........four..........

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    Uuummmmm....It feels much better now that the poo has been washed off! ::) ;D


    Java "Kopi Luwak anyone?!" phile

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    Having been deprived of playing in a sandpit as a child, as Phil approached adulthood his attention quickly turned to coffee beans.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 5C7D7676716B180 link=1250176339/22#22 date=1250220132
    Having been deprived of playing in a sandpit as a child, as Phil approached adulthood his attention quickly turned to coffee beans.
    Always thought Dr Phil had issues ... Now I know.

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    "Sheeze I hate when Anne has a sickie, I just dont remember what I should do with this green stuff"

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    I wonder if one can smoke this stuff

    (someone had to ask)

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    Where did I put that corretto.

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    lemmings........ in 3D!

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #1.

    Ive BEAN here all night counting these damn things...now wheres my coffee!

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #1.

    tonight on a current affair .......
    we uncover a sick and disturbing occult, deep in the underworld right here in Australia right under our noses...... You are not immune to this is *it can happen to anyone any age .tonight we bust open the increasingly common *threat............
    Melanie Mousemat reports on this disturbing new trend........................


    This is Tim, hes currently in basic training at an undercover location in Sydneys inner west ..
    He is just one of the many members across Australia and the world involved in this disturbing secret society.
    we have gained access to this secret society and have taken many photos and video footage of the members of this occult being subjected to a kind hazing .
    Tim is on his third week here at this occults NSW HQ. What you cant see is Tim is chained to an iron bar on on the wall and not allowed to stop counting the coffee beans until all 500 bags, behind him are counted each individual bean must be counted ,he is not allowed to sleep or leave to go to the toilet ,there a bucket in the corner for *that .
    Tim says it is empowering to be completing his basic training with the hope that he passes and gains membership into this occult.
    Here we have taken a picture of Tim counting green coffee beans, this strange and torturous behavior is part of a life long addiction which begins here, where new members must complete bizarre coffeebean rituals to become fully fledged members of this occult...and what is the name of this sick and bizarre occult









    COFFEESNOBS... so beware this could be you.
    We will have more on this occult next ... Melanie Mousemat reporting.


    ( sorry more than caption)
    but i could not stop.. I had a laugh :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
    happy sippin V ;) ;)


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    And they scoffed when i said i could make them look like it was really coffee.........

    Marg!! get them rabbits fed, we need more coffee beans

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    "Theres magic in these little green beans."

    Mal.

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    Jack told his mum he put the extra beans in a safe place :o

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    Damn this is hard work, I could really go for a Nescafe right now.

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    "Ahhhh.. Duh preshusss is liking the beeans, he is. Dont be taking the preshusss beans. The Preshusss quest in now over, it is."

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    love your style guys..... some pretty clever little quotes....

    thanks andy..... a true pleasure to have my face all over coffee snobs..... the head could do with some more hair...... the face a little thinner....

    what happened to photo shop next time hey..... one can only hope!!!

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    Much improved avatar AM!

    Cheers :o

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #1.

    Quote Originally Posted by 536B6A6F4E6260030 link=1250176339/36#36 date=1250297325
    Much improved avatar AM!

    Cheers :o
    yeah slightly prettier than your last one :o

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    Facial hair MuHahaha!

    (no more greens for me!)


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    Quote Originally Posted by 7A424346674B492A0 link=1250176339/38#38 date=1250302997
    Facial hair MuHahaha!



    (no more greens for me!)


    A ranga no less... Man this could get OT real QUICK

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    Coffee coloured, maybe :)??

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    Quote Originally Posted by 406D4661686865040 link=1250176339/35#35 date=1250295273
    the head could do with some more hair
    I have a balding mate who tells me has has better things to do with his testosterone than grow hair!

    ;D


    (Nice photoshop work PhilMac)

    Colonel [s]Sanders[/s] Phil inspects the stock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7E515B463F0 link=1250176339/41#41 date=1250308815
    I have a balding mate who tells me has has better things to do with his testosterone than grow hair!
    Someone once made a wise crack to me about not having much hair. I told them I got plenty of hair where it counts and that they were about to see it. :o Baddabing!

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    The family get together...................... ;D

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    We make sure our coffee is completely free of stones and other debris. Completely fairtrade certified, Ramon gets paid an honest days wage for his hard work, and he loves his job.

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    ,,,,,one thousand and ten, one thousand and eleven.......Knock Knock...........thank God, A human bein

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    "the precious... MY precious"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 696C6B6B64606B050 link=1250176339/46#46 date=1253000596
    the precious... MY precious"

    RALOFAS :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0D2122272011194E0 link=1250176339/47#47 date=1253164732
    Quote Originally Posted by 696C6B6B64606B050 link=1250176339/46#46 date=1253000596
    the precious... MY precious" *

    RALOFAS * :D
    I will go with you Frodo, The future of good tastes is depending on us travelling to the top of Blue Mountain Peak where we collect all the beans on the lower slopes and bring them back to Andy to be distributed via bean bay.

    not quite Tolkein. :P

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    nice beans... shame about the face



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