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    Photo Caption Contest #2

    Gene Cafe Coffee Roaster $850 - Free Beans Free Freight

    Ill start it off....

    "This man is a dentist, hello Rob"



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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #2

    "Having foolishly used the poxy plastic tamper that came with his machine, Johnny was sent to stand in the corner and think about what hed done"

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    "I wonder if thatll fit my 58mm basket?"

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    Do I sell the ring and get the tamper? Ring....Tamper....Ring....Tamper....


    Java "Disavows all knowledge of said statement" phile

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    OH MAY GOD! put some clothes on tamper!...........your BLUE!

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #2

    Lets see ...

    mm, yep! The tamper is definitely bigger.


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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #2

    Is that a camera in your hand or are you just glad to see the Pullman Tamper

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    Is this picture to size? Cause I want one of the giant shots tamped on this baby! :D

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #2

    Damn, being a barista from Lilliput has its disadvantages

    It says "pullman" but pull what?

    I dont want to meet the guy who needs a tamper this big to prepare his shot

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #2

    The Espro sales rep contemplates whether drawing glasses and a beard will help decrease Pullman Tamper sales...

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    If I hadnt sold my watch to buy this camera, Id know if it was time for a friggin coffee or not ....

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #2

    In a slobbery mess in a child like manner the man sniffs then wipes the snot on his sleeve and thinks "I wish I had a Pullman" :(

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    Awaiting for the arrival of his equipment the NZ Barista Champion goes through his tamping technique for his qualifying round (but thinks to himself. "Geez Bro these Tempers are big eh in Australia" :o

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    "DAM IT" to BIG FOR MY HAND!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 302C21232B2B202D2137440 link=1253715930/12#12 date=1253751838
    (but thinks to himself. "Geez Bro these Tempers are big eh in Australia" :o
    ;D ;D ;D

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #2

    Quote Originally Posted by 474F46434943455F592A0 link=1253715930/7#7 date=1253744217
    Is this picture to size? Cause I want one of the giant shots tamped on this baby!
    ...or a coffee made by the REALLY small model?
    ;D

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #2

    "I wonder if they make one for lefties?"

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    Its not a Pullman in my pocket but yes, I AM happy to see you

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    In an instant, Floyds left arm was sucked towards the black hole, closely following the Ford blimp which had careless strayed too close. Floyds only consolation was the knowledge that every black hole has a silver lining.

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #2

    So....if the tamper handle is THIS big, the espresso machine must be.........worth a photo!

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    The junior staffer from the Howard government never did get over the Tamper Incident.

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    Take me to your leader.

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    "Thats not a tamper, this is a tamper!

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    "Honey, I shrunk the barista"

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    With a bit more effort I can push this bugger over...

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    Damn porta loo has a line up a mile long...

    With a little more feeling in my face, they wont notice the puddle on teh floor...

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    Mines bigger than yours...........

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    "I once made a shot this big!"

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    "Itsy bitsy tam-per climbed up the water spout...."

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    A real tamper for a Coffee Snob
    Now thats what Im talking about

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    Damn!

    My watch was thrown away with the puck.... :(

    Mal.

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    I should have brought the wide angle lens :-[

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    If mum was here, shed put boxing gloves on me again!!

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    "This 580mm tamper range is the next BIG thing to take coffee into the 23rd century for Pullman Tampers, Set to become a blue chip company in the next 75 years "

    Damn! time to upgrade AGAIN! *:D

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    The best big tamper is Pullmans, and you can get them any old how. Matter of fact, Ive got one now...

    :D

    Unashamed rip-off there, haha.

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    ;D All of these captions are pure gold... ;D

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    I think Im gunna need a bigger [s]boat[/s] basket.

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    Would I look phat with this!

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    Says to himself: "ok, just hide in the corner for a sec and revisit the wedding band to remind myself that I am taken and to stop, stop, stop looking at those hot barista babes".

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    The tamper was so sexy I couldnt help but give it a little rub and...... Im so embarrassed and ashamed. :-[



    Was that too crude?

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #2

    Quote Originally Posted by 5559525B4C574D5B50380 link=1253715930/38#38 date=1257938679
    Was that too crude?
    Yar :o

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    "Daniel san... you must learn the ways of the barista... practice by doing this... Tamp on, tamp off"

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    "Use the Force!"... in tampers

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    I wonder if they will make one to fit on my car roof!

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    Reg is going to cut off my fingers if I send him a photo of this! :-X

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    " I suppose i deserve to stand in the corner, I will never order a soy decaf latte again...."

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    Thats not a camera ... That a Special Agents Gun..

    And on the count of three, I will turn and ..................................

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    Hummm * *Now how fine should i grind and how hard should i pack it ... ?
    Guess its not the size that counts its the way you use it * ;)

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    "Coffeesnobs Anonymous radical new desensitisation program aims to divert caffeine addicts to healthier pursuits like photography." *

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #2

    Johnno, the slow talker, shocked guests at this years trade show when he announced "I enjoyed a big pull man over by the vending machine"

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    Re: Photo Caption Contest #2

    Quote Originally Posted by 202C252526262F363037430 link=1253715930/20#20 date=1253822478
    The junior staffer from the Howard government never did get over the Tamper Incident.
    ;D ;D :D ;D ;D



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