Show them the national debt figures,Originally Posted by 71647664616468050 link=1250291317/0#0 date=1250291317
Get them a hooker for their 16th birthday,
Get a sceptic to destroy their religious faith,
put naked pictures of them on the internet ...
Lots of other ways you could abuse tthem too!
Really though, if you need the coffee tonight :
a) just drink it. Not at its best but better than instant/supermarket
b) run out and buy some roasted (dont know how well fixed devonport is for this), or
c) somebody had a post the other day where they were using a vacuum jar to do accelerated aging.