Man o man.... you win the April "Acme inc" award for Whacky Roaster of the week for sure.
:) :) I love it :) :)
I sure hope that Aussiepost get the beans to you before the weekend so we can all see how it goes.
The only thing I could suggest is that you find an old exercise-bike and adapt it into a ride-on stirrer. ;D
(surely that would clinch next weeks award too!)