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    Gah headache

    Gene Cafe Coffee Roaster $850 - Free Beans Free Freight
    Im too weak (read whingey) to even get my coffee. I managed to get one on the go, but I am fading fast here.
    Someone needs to start a "morning coffee" business where they go door to door, fix a good one and gently tap you on the shoulder while youre still curled up in bed.

    I feel the day would go easier if I was already caffeinated before I properly woke up.

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    Re: Gah headache

    Quote Originally Posted by 3B333A3F353F392325560 link=1242683645/0#0 date=1242683645
    Im too weak (read whingey) to even get my coffee. I managed to get one on the go, but I am fading fast here.
    Someone needs to start a "morning coffee" business where they go door to door, fix a good one and gently tap you on the shoulder while youre still curled up in bed.

    I feel the day would go easier if I was already caffeinated before I properly woke up.

    So what your after is a Coffee Patch.. That way;

    1: Your always dosed up
    2: Ya breath does not stink
    3: Ya teeth are not brown
    4: Ya not having to leave teh desk for a fix
    5: No mess in teh kitchen
    6: No dull ache if you are in a rush and can get ya hands on one
    7: No stress about cheep crap coffee costing you an arm or a leg at the road side.

    I could go ON ;D but I think many of us are in the same boat.. ;)


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    Re: Gah headache

    Caffeine patches are for wimps :D - you need one of these beside your bed!


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    Re: Gah headache

    Someone just needs to make a Super Automatic that actually makes great coffee.
    Put it next to your bed, wired to your alarm clock and as you wake up you are presented with a great coffee. :)

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    Patches? .... dont know about them .. but there are dissolveable *strips available. * Like that ones that Pfzier owns (Listerene strips) .. except, companies have formulated "energy" strips: to include Coffee extract, Ginko biloba, Ginseng, B12 & B6 *... etc etc.

    This is one Manufacturer: If you have a forumla they can make it for you :) *>> *a CoffeeSnobs strip anyone ?



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    There are a couple of products making there way over to our shores. One called Staunchenergy, and the other a Shaquille Oneal endorsed company called Enlyten.

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    Re: Gah headache

    Having tried those listerine strips and suffered a sticky tongue as a result, Id say the iv drip is the most likely suggestion.

    Although I can see how an edible strip could be used as a "sexual enhancer"... its all in how you place it ;)

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    Now that we solved the lazy coffee hit we need to come up with something that puts on our work clothes and cooks breakfast for us too. Like in the wallace and grommit animation, if your familiar with that.( Parents with young kids will know it).

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3E363F3A303A3C2620530 link=1242683645/5#5 date=1242707044
    Having tried those listerine strips and suffered a sticky tongue as a result, Id say the iv drip is the most likely suggestion.

    Although I can see how an edible strip could be used as a "sexual enhancer"... its all in how you place it *;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by 142136346762530 link=1242683645/6#6 date=1242708625
    Now that we solved the lazy coffee hit we need to come up with something that puts on our work clothes and cooks breakfast for us too. Like in the wallace and grommit animation, if your familiar with that.( Parents with young kids will know it).
    =


    A good Wife


    Oops


    A great Partner ;)

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    Re: Gah headache

    Reminds me of a joke....

    What do you do if your wife is nagging at you in the lounge room?
    Shorten the chain from the kitchen :D

    The wife had a laugh too.
    Sorry if it offends

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    Quote Originally Posted by 45696A6F685951060 link=1242683645/8#8 date=1242712937
    Reminds me of a joke....

    What do you do if your wife is nagging at you in the lounge room?
    Shorten the chain from the kitchen * :D

    The wife had a laugh too.
    Sorry if it offends
    Na ya got it wrong...

    What do you do if your [s]wife[/s] Partner (Naked) brings you a beer, while your watching your fav show on TV in the lounge room?

    Shorten the chain from the kitchen


    Remember, there is NO reason for them to leave the Kitchen.

    WARNING...

    While this is an OT area... CS do not have a RED zone, I guess I should bring this to a halt B4 people take offense.

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    Re: Gah headache

    Quote Originally Posted by 0C392E2C7F7A4B0 link=1242683645/6#6 date=1242708625
    Now that we solved the lazy coffee hit we need to come up with something that puts on our work clothes and cooks breakfast for us too. Like in the wallace and grommit animation, if your familiar with that.( Parents with young kids will know it).
    I think The Jetsons did it first.

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    No...seen something even better now...

    The new Garnier roll on Caffeine...

    Seriously.

    You use it under your eyes to reduce bags... ;D

    Ill find it on this web thing somewhere to show you... ;)

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    Obviously some wives do not read this forum or some of you would be in serious trouble :o

    Either that or some of you are braver men than I am. ;)

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    Re: Gah headache

    Quote Originally Posted by 0C302D363C3D2A3F373C580 link=1242683645/10#10 date=1242714830
    I think The Jetsons did it first.
    Now that was a good show. I was going to say wife. But got scared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 695C4B491A1F2E0 link=1242683645/13#13 date=1242719662
    Quote Originally Posted by 0C302D363C3D2A3F373C580 link=1242683645/10#10 date=1242714830
    I think The Jetsons did it first.
    Now that was a good show. I was going to say wife. But got scared.
    Please explain as to what you meant, I am confused ?


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    something that puts on our work clothes and cooks breakfast for us too
    2: Or that the wife puts on a good show ;)

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    Yeah when i look at that now AM it does look cryptic.
    The Jetsons was a good show to watch.
    and.................actually i will just leave it there.(now i.ve confused myself). :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7A4F585A090C3D0 link=1242683645/15#15 date=1242730548
    Yeah when i look at that now AM it does look cryptic.
    The Jetsons was a good show to watch.
    and.................actually i will just leave it there.(now i.ve confused myself). :D

    Go on... you can say it... *You know you want to...

    Maybe you just need a DARE iced coffee *;)

    It like the old question that gets you off side no matter what you say :o *So you might as well stand up for you self pride and manage any injuries with pride... *

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