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    Quotable Quotes

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    I thought it would be a great idea to start a thread of

    Quotable Quotes

    Quotable Quotes are said to be
    "Pearls of Wisdom"

    I would like the credit to go to the writer and request that it is included in the end

    Originals penned by CS members will be fantastic *

    So here are two to start off in a humour mood
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    Baby mosquito came back after his 1st flight.

    His father asked him How do u feel?"
    He replied "It was wonderful, everyone was clapping for me!"

    Source Twitter

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    "Espresso yourself, accept nothing less than the best"

    Author - Koffee Kosmo

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    Re: Quotable Quotes

    "Sleep is overrated."

    Author - Thundergod



    Some of my favourites:

    "The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
    [H. G. Bohn Hand-Book of Proverbs - 1855]


    “Do you want it done now, or do you want it done right?”
    Author - Unknown


    "In God we trust, everyone else we check."
    Author - Unknown Auditor

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    Re: Quotable Quotes

    I am sure he must have been talking about coffee:

    Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

    George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903), Maxims for Revolutionists

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    Re: Quotable Quotes

    The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

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    Re: Quotable Quotes

    This is my own original quote:

    Australia: we may be Down Under but we are really on top of the world.

    ...and one I saw the other day

    Dont worry about the world coming to an end today. *It is already tomorrow in Australia. *~Charles Schulz

    oh, and another thought-provoking one:

    All criticism is autobiography - Oscar Wilde

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    Mae West and W. C. Fields

    Both were interesting persons in there own right.. AND WC Fields would never have been allowed in an interview or face book etc today. *

    Today; too many people take the absolute high ground and people have forgotten how to laugh at the world and them selves. *Blame the world, someone else and want to take out litigation. YES....

    I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
    W. C. Fields

    Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
    W. C. Fields

    2 + 2 = 5 (where 5 is great coffee)
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    It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

    George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"

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    Re: Quotable Quotes

    "He who expects nothing in life is seldom disappointed."
    Benjamin Franklin.

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    Re: Quotable Quotes

    Saw two in the last few days that I liked:

    "Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere" - Albert Einstein

    "A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing" - Oscar Wilde

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    Re: Quotable Quotes

    Some of my faves;

    Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go - Oscar Wilde

    Mahatma Gandhi: "I think it would be a good idea." (When asked what he thought about Western civilization)

    "The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." ~ Bertrand Russell

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    Re: Quotable Quotes

    I have no idea where it comes from but one which I do like;

    If you cant laugh at yourself, you are missing the joke...


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    Re: Quotable Quotes

    "Everything you can imagine is real."
    Pablo Picasso

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    Re: Quotable Quotes

    This is a perfect (quote) note when deleting an online menace *:D
    Or a moderator note to spammers *

    "By the power vested in me I now pronounce you deleted and blocked"

    You may now kiss my A**ss

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