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    Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    Gene Cafe Coffee Roaster $850 - Free Beans Free Freight
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    Take this coffee personality test
    Please copy and paste the results
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    Its interesting [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

    http://www.rostovs.com/ptest.html


    Here is my Coffee Personality Type: :-?

    You are Indian Mysore, the most spiritual of the coffees. You live a peaceful and spiritual life, rich with meaning. But you should really ditch the sandals and buy real shoes

    KK

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    Well, heres mine..

    You are Papua New Guinea, from the South Pacific. You have a full flavor and caramel overtones. If you could, youd move to a small island and live a simple life - like Robinson Crusoe - but with satellite television.


    Must admit - the thought of living on a small island is appealing.....

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    and this why its taking me SO long to finish my damn thesis -

    "You are Indian Mysore, the most spiritual of the coffees. You live a peaceful and spiritual life, rich with meaning. But you should really ditch the sandals and buy real shoes"

    I think this is something that I aim for, but dont feel like it is something I achieve very often unfortunately. and btw mr Elvis poll-creator, i like my sandals...




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    Heres mine ... though Im not sure I want this on a public forum ;)

    "You are the smallest bean from the plant - the Guatamala Peaberry. Sorry, thats just the way it is. But although you are a small coffee bean you are intelligent and have a skookum vocabulary"

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    You are Viennese Roast. You have a heavy flavor. You are philosophical and deep with an appreciation for classical music. You enjoy dressing in black and sitting in sidewalk cafes looking cool. And you really do look cool. I wouldnt kid you about that.

    ;D

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    Heres mine:

    "You are Breakfast Blend. A blend of French Roast, Bourbon Santos and Gautatamala Antigua. You have the highest caffeine content of all blends. Compared to you, Mountain Dew is for sissies."

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    This is a worry ;)

    "You are Kenya coffee. You are hearty, rich and full of flavor. Simple and strong. Soon you will go on a safari with Jeff Corwin. You will both wear silky shirts which show your nipples."

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    You are Kenya coffee. You are hearty, rich and full of flavor. Simple and strong. Soon you will go on a safari with Jeff Corwin. You will both wear silky shirts which show your nipples.


    ok, this is kinda embarrassing and for the record I own no silk shirts ::)

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    I too am "Kenyan" and like Yeeza dont own any silk shirts, nor do I ever intend to.

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    You are Papua New Guinea, from the South Pacific. You have a full flavor and caramel overtones. If you could, youd move to a small island and live a simple life - like Robinson Crusoe - but with satellite television.

    Id probably even forgo the Sat TV!

    BTW Michelle, from little things big things grow!

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    Quote Originally Posted by Bill link=1225070608/0#5 date=1225074657
    Heres mine:

    "You are Breakfast Blend. A blend of French Roast, Bourbon Santos and Gautatamala Antigua. You have the highest caffeine content of all blends. Compared to you, Mountain Dew is for sissies."
    hmmm, like you Bill I am supposedly the breakfast blend.

    ... although I usually prefer my French Toast alone, with the Bourbon on the side for brekky, rather than blended ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by flynnaus link=1225070608/0#9 date=1225081458

    BTW Michelle, from little things big things grow!
    Hehehe, could be worse, those nipple exposing, silk shirt wearing Kenyans are a worry. :o

    Though, my skookum vocabulary didnt extend to the word skookum - I had to google it.

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    You are Columbian Vintage. You are connected spiritually with the Maya civilization. You must visit the pyramid in San Felipe, Columbia. Really, go now... you are late. Xtopxlotle is waiting by the steps.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Michelle link=1225070608/0#11 date=1225082347
    ... Though, my skookum vocabulary didnt extend to the word skookum - I had to google it.
    Probably a misprint Michelle ... maybe meant to be schnookums vocabulary :-?

    You kind-hearted lovin little-bean, you ;)

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    This is mine apparantly, not exactly sure what it all means. I am definately vintage though.

    You are Columbian Vintage. You are connected spiritually with the Maya civilization. You must visit the pyramid in San Felipe, Columbia. Really, go now... you are late. Xtopxlotle is waiting by the steps.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GrindOnDemand link=1225070608/0#13 date=1225082737
    Quote Originally Posted by Michelle link=1225070608/0#11 date=1225082347
    ... Though, my skookum vocabulary didnt extend to the word skookum - I had to google it.
    Probably a misprint Michelle ... maybe meant to be schnookums vocabulary :-?

    You kind-hearted lovin little-bean, you ;)
    Nah skookum : "the word can have meanings from good, to strong, best, powerful, ultimate and first rate (from Wikipedia)".

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    yeah, yeah ... but I prefer schnookums - it seems to more fit the warm, fuzzy little-bean persona ;D.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schnookums

    Hey, Im a brekky blend with French Toast & Bourbon in the morning - what do I know :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrindOnDemand link=1225070608/0#16 date=1225088087
    yeah, yeah ... but I prefer schnookums - it seems to more fit the warm, fuzzy little-bean persona ;D.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schnookums

    Hey, Im a brekky blend with French Toast & Bourbon in the morning - what do I know :D
    ;D Youre callin me warm, fuzzy and little? >:( ;D ;D

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    Maybe call Jim Henderson for a gig. :D

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    hi All


    Here is my *Coffee Personality Type:

    You are Columbian Vintage. You are connected spiritually with the Maya civilization. You must visit the pyramid in San Felipe, Columbia. Really, go now... you are late. Xtopxlotle is waiting by the steps.

    PS
    Sunny Coaster and Pioneer Roaster *maybe *all us vintages*could charter a private jet and go together. up for that you two. !!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


    pyramids in San Felipe thats were they shot the *ad for *Dark Chocolate *! :o
    so the mayan invented chocolate didnt they? or the ad on tv is all made up !!!!!! :-? :-? :-? :-?
    Oh ! i feel like*a nice espresso and some dark chocolate to complement it.
    Happy days
    V ;D ;D ;D

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    You are not a coffee personality at all. You are the rare Green Tea personality. Reserved, mysterious, subtle and zen-like. You may know the sound of one hand clapping. You are working on advanced Buddhist theories about three hands clapping.

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    "You are Indian Mysore, the most spiritual of the coffees. You live a peaceful and spiritual life, rich with meaning. But you should really ditch the sandals and buy real shoes."

    Whats wrong with my sandals?!

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    Yeah Id choose sandals over silk shirts that expose my nipples... while on safari.

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    "You are Nesc@fe Green Blend, an absolute nonsense and marketing scam if ever there was one, horrible tasting to boot..."

    Nah, just kidding ;D - Im Columbian, yada yada yada. (But I wanna be Kenyan... :(.)

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    You are Viennese Roast. You have a heavy flavor. You are philosophical and deep with an appreciation for classical music. You enjoy dressing in black and sitting in sidewalk cafes looking cool. And you really do look cool. I wouldnt kid you about that.

    Classical music! Dressed in black! looking cool! Dont think they quite got me right.

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    Did any of you look at what you get if you key in all the Elvis answers?

    You are the greatest of all coffees. You are smooth, rich and delicious and unlike any other person. You are the fabled Yauco Selecto, favorite coffee of Elvis Presley and known in Puerto Rico as the Soul of Elvis.
    I was the Papua New Guinean btw, which Im not too unhappy about after they gave England a run for their money in the Rugby League World Cup opener on Saturday night

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    Quote Originally Posted by 22a link=1225070608/20#25 date=1225099906
    Did any of you look at what you get if you key in all the Elvis answers?

    You are the greatest of all coffees. You are smooth, rich and delicious and unlike any other person. You are the fabled Yauco Selecto, favorite coffee of Elvis Presley and known in Puerto Rico as the Soul of Elvis.
    I was the Papua New Guinean btw, which Im not too unhappy about after they gave England a run for their money in the Rugby League World Cup opener on Saturday night
    Yeah I did look at that - I wondered why all the Elvis options ... And the Kumuls did very well - shame they couldnt quite keep it going for the second half.

    I was a bit worried when I first did this test, now thinking I got one of the better beans ;) I can cope with being small. Better than ... well ... :P

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    I came up as this

    You are Papua New Guinea, from the South Pacific. You have a full flavor and caramel overtones. If you could, youd move to a small island and live a simple life - like Robinson Crusoe - but with satellite television.

    Like a few others, being in a small location and having a simple life would be great but i would soon get bored and take on more hobbies i suspect bit still it would be nice for a while

    Mal

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    How about...

    You are Breakfast Blend. A blend of French Roast, Bourbon Santos and Gautatamala Antigua. You have the highest caffeine content of all blends. Compared to you, Mountain Dew is for sissies.

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    Yet another Breakfast Blend

    You are Breakfast Blend. A blend of French Roast, Bourbon Santos and Gautatamala Antigua. You have the highest caffeine content of all blends. Compared to you, Mountain Dew is for sissies.

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    Im a breakfast blend too. Better than a silk shirt, thats for sure.

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    Quote Originally Posted by GregJW link=1225070608/20#23 date=1225098405
    Nah, just kidding *;D - Im Columbian, yada yada yada. (But I wanna be Kenyan... :(.)
    oh thats so wrong, I just pictured you in a silk shirt and.... ;D

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    Here is my Coffee Personality Type:

    You are Papua New Guinea, from the South Pacific. You have a full flavor and caramel overtones. If you could, youd move to a small island and live a simple life - like Robinson Crusoe - but with satellite television.


    I really think I could make do without the telly!!!

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    You are Mocha Java. You have sensual, chocolaty overtones. And your undertones... well we wont even go there. You enjoy the simple pleasures in life and like to share them with others.

    LE

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    You are Viennese Roast. You have a heavy flavor. You are philosophical and deep with an appreciation for classical music. You enjoy dressing in black and sitting in sidewalk cafes looking cool. And you really do look cool. I wouldnt kid you about that.

    Not the only one it seems.

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    hahaha

    "You are Viennese Roast. You have a heavy flavor. You are philosophical and deep with an appreciation for classical music. You enjoy dressing in black and sitting in sidewalk cafes looking cool. And you really do look cool. I wouldnt kid you about that."

    Speaking of theses - My essay is not writing itself. Then again I guess thats why we have CS, to help up have good coffee when were up all night.

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    I did it, and this is what it said.

    You are Columbian Vintage. You are connected spiritually with the Maya civilization. You must visit the pyramid in San Felipe, Columbia. Really, go now... you are late. Xtopxlotle is waiting by the steps


    So I will be off now much packing to do.

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    You are Viennese Roast. You have a heavy flavor. You are philosophical and deep with an appreciation for classical music. You enjoy dressing in black and sitting in sidewalk cafes looking cool. And you really do look cool. I wouldnt kid you about that.

    i do enjoy the occasional classic tune.......

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    Quote Originally Posted by martybean link=1225070608/20#36 date=1225395046
    I did it, and this is what it said.

    You are Columbian Vintage. You are connected spiritually with the Maya civilization. You must visit the pyramid in San Felipe, Columbia. Really, go now... you are late. Xtopxlotle is waiting by the steps


    So I will be off now much packing to do.
    Looks like Ill be meeting you there martybean. You taking your machine and grinder?

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    The excess baggage might be more than the flight if I do that.

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    This is mine - *

    You are Jamaican High Mountain. You have a mellow flavor and a smooth taste. You exist on a higher plain somewhere above the rest of us. Enjoy and try not to get caught.

    ... Im always getting caught !!! * ::)


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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    You are Papua New Guinea, from the South Pacific. You have a full flavor and caramel overtones. If you could, youd move to a small island and live a simple life - like Robinson Crusoe - but with satellite television.

    Sounds about right, especially the Robinson Crusoe with satellite television, or maybe to use a more recent American film, Jeremiah Johnson with satellite television. And an electric coffee pot. I make damn good biscuits.

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    This is my result from test:--
    You are Columbian Vintage. You are connected spiritually with the Maya civilization. You must visit the pyramid in San Felipe, Columbia. Really, go now... you are late. Xtopxlotle is waiting by the steps.

    My version:--
    Monsoon Malabar, low moisture content, a bit musty at times, mellows with some ageing and degassing but a pleasure to have in any household!!!

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    Was hoping to get Nicaragua, if there is a possible answer but..

    You are Breakfast Blend. A blend of French Roast, Bourbon Santos and Gautatamala Antigua. You have the highest caffeine content of all blends. Compared to you, Mountain Dew is for sissies

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    Was just joking to my wife about the fact that I have a bean in my stash called My Sore Nuggets and she didnt believe me until I showed the bag to her with the official CS logo. Her comment was "they didnt really think about it when they named the bean, did they?" .. and now this..

    You are Indian Mysore, the most spiritual of the coffees. You live a peaceful and spiritual life, rich with meaning. But you should really ditch the sandals and buy real shoes.


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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    Apparently I am...

    ...Breakfast Blend. A blend of French Roast, Bourbon Santos and Gautatamala Antigua.


    ...and I...

    ...have the highest caffeine content of all blends. Compared to you, Mountain Dew is for sissies.

    :P

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    So I assume that all the CSrs that are "spiritually with the Maya civilization" chose a night on the town with Courtney Love.
    ;)

    Sounded like fun to me too!

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    You are Viennese Roast. You have a heavy flavor. You are philosophical and deep with an appreciation for classical music. You enjoy dressing in black and sitting in sidewalk cafes looking cool. And you really do look cool. I wouldnt kid you about that.

    This Dudes following me........scary !!! Alright dont do the cafe thing anymore, not in my current location !

    Cheers CB

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    Re: Coffee Personality Test (Take It)

    My Coffee Personality Type:

    You are Kenya coffee. You are hearty, rich and full of flavor. Simple and strong. Soon you will go on a safari with Jeff Corwin. You will both wear silky shirts which show your nipples.

    CC :)

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    You are not a coffee personality at all. You are the rare Green Tea personality.

    Reserved, mysterious, subtle and zen-like. You may know the sound of one hand clapping. You are working on advanced Buddhist theories about three hands clapping.

    I guess I need to go and get a tea pot or two now...

    However my wife said I cheated on the Quiz.. On a count back I got.

    You are Bourbon Santos from Brazil. You have a mild, nutty flavour and a medium body. You enjoy exotic beaches and partying all night in a thong.

    Now I am worried about my next fishing week away with the boys on Morton Island..



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