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    New use for your Coffee.

    Gene Cafe Coffee Roaster $850 - Free Beans Free Freight
    I have a pic of the Kit but didn't post it.
    I for one prefer to take mine by mouth!

    Coffee enemas are no 'walk in the park'
    Just when you think you have heard it all - a Queensland cafe has added take-home coffee enemas to its menu. And while they're not everyone's cup of tea, staff have already sold 140 of the DIY kits.
    Forget milk and sugar, the alternative-healing way to take your coffee is with a tube, bucket and coffee watered-down with purified water.
    But New Earth Cafe owner Sarah Parsons, who has sold 140 coffee enema kits in the past five months at her business in Coolum, Queensland, advises everybody to do their homework properly before even considering committing to the procedure.
    ‘We just always recommend that people buy the Gerson book then they have got first-hand information from Charlotte Gerson who has been using coffee for 70 years to heal all different sorts of diseases,’ she said.

    A coffee enema kit must contain purified water and certified organic light-roasted drip-grind coffee
    She has been using the coffee enemas for four years with her husband, Ben Parsons, since he was diagnosed with a heart condition.
    ‘When Ben uses it, sometimes he is on the floor and I have to look after him for three hours so it’s not just a walk in the park,’ she said. ‘It’s not just a matter of popping it in and getting these amazing healing reactions – it’s something you have got do for a couple of years.’
    THE GERSON METHOD
    • The coffee enemas are a must for anyone doing the Gerson Therapy
    • As the juices begin rebuilding the body and encouraging toxins to be released from the cells into the bloodstream, a great deal of stress is placed upon the liver.
    • The liver alone, especially in cancer patients, cannot deal with a sudden influx of toxins into the bloodstream.
    • The coffee enemas increase liver filtering, greatly aiding the liver’s ability to remove serum toxins
    Ms Parsons says the correct procedure is to use a certified organic light-roasted drip-grind and purified water.
    ‘We have people come in who have tried it with plunger coffee and tap water – it’s terrible,’ Ms Parsons said. ‘There are so many instructions on the net that don't advise on what type of water or coffee.’But not everyone is sold on the idea, with customer Matt James commenting on the cafe’s Facebook page that anyone who believes in the coffee enemas is a 'goose'.
    Sarah Parsons says people must do their homework before even thinking about signing up for a coffee enema
    ‘The coffee isn't bad- quite good actually but this middle-class hippy fad really has to stop,’ he posted.
    Although Ms Parsons admits the procedure is not for everybody, she claims to know people who are now in remission from cancer after using the Gerson method.
    ‘Every cancer is different and every person’s vitamin deficiency is different so then the person’s ratio of coffee to water is different – it all changes,’ she said.

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    As far as I'm concerned they can stick the whole concept up the same place they are suggesting ya pour their coffee.

    Like this quote "The coffee isn't bad- quite good actually" perhaps cup of excellence material.
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    The trouble with some of these alternative treatments is that some cancer sufferers have used them instead of using the proven and often successful methods of cancer treatment. Sometimes with fatal results.

    I will continue to take my coffee by mouth.

    Barry

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    argh! This is terrifying. If you give yourself a water enema, osmotic gradients form across the gut wall which will suck all sodium / potassium / other vital electroytes from your circulation into the lumen of the bowel. With potential minor side effects such as brain swelling, kidney failure etc etc. Any substance administered this way needs to be ISOTONIC to the body. Hence in (rare) situations in medicine when high-volume enemas are given (twisted bowel etc) its almost always a 0.9% saline solution.

    -edit- med school was a while ago... the water is in fact absorbed through the colon wall causing a water intoxication - type syndrome. Same net effect...
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    Quote Originally Posted by surgeonsam View Post
    argh! This is terrifying. If you give yourself a water enema, osmotic gradients form across the gut wall which will suck all sodium / potassium / other vital electroytes from your circulation into the lumen of the bowel. With potential minor side effects such as brain swelling, kidney failure etc etc. Any substance administered this way needs to be ISOTONIC to the body. Hence in (rare) situations in medicine when high-volume enemas are given (twisted bowel etc) its almost always a 0.9% saline solution.
    The 9g/l isotonic saline solution "rears" its head again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by surgeonsam View Post
    argh! This is terrifying. If you give yourself a water enema, osmotic gradients form across the gut wall which will suck all sodium / potassium / other vital electroytes from your circulation into the lumen of the bowel. With potential minor side effects such as brain swelling, kidney failure etc etc. Any substance administered this way needs to be ISOTONIC to the body. Hence in (rare) situations in medicine when high-volume enemas are given (twisted bowel etc) its almost always a 0.9% saline solution.

    -edit- med school was a while ago... the water is in fact absorbed through the colon wall causing a water intoxication - type syndrome. Same net effect...
    I'm not quite sure how a litre of free water rectally is a lot different to a litre of free water orally - and you usually need a lot more water to get water intoxication.

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    A new use for Kopi Luwak perhaps? :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hildy View Post
    I'm not quite sure how a litre of free water rectally is a lot different to a litre of free water orally - and you usually need a lot more water to get water intoxication.

    Good point - no difference except its much easier to give 4-5L rectally than orally. For a therapeutic enema (and those homeopathic 'colonic washouts') you may give much more than that.
    just have hazy memories of getting grilled by surgical tutors about this many moons ago...

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    "The Parsons Knows" blog, brought to you by fowl arseholes.

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    Coffee enemas? You can stick that up your ...ah, I see.

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    Hi all

    Its astounding that there are places that sell "roasted for enema" including Fair Trade varieties. Just search Google for them. Here are a few funnies:

    "Traditional drum roasting adds cancer-causing agents to your coffee. .... Air-roasted coffee means that your enema coffee has significantly fewer carcinogens in it than any non-air-roasted coffee. Be sure your enema coffee is air-roasted."

    "As soon as you grind your coffee, these therapeutic elements are diminished. Ground coffee maintains its therapeutic kick for only about two weeks. For this reason, we now recommend that you buy whole-bean, made-for-enema coffee, grind the coffee just before you brew it, and immediately use all the coffee that you grind."

    "PurE Coffee is roasted using a special air-roasting process that results in evenly browned and aromatic beans. This process, unlike the drum roasting of mass produced coffee, does not result in any smoke or scorching that might leave carcinogenic residue on the coffee beans."

    Well I reckon you could use unroasted green beans and they would be "evenly browned" afterwards :-)

    Looking forward to Andy having roasted-for-enema in the Brown Bean Bay section :-)

    Mike

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    The contention that people require something as contrived as a coffee enema for good health destroys all my faith in the concept of common sense.
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    New use for your Coffee.

    "Traditional drum roasting adds cancer-causing agents to your coffee. .... Air-roasted coffee means that your enema coffee has significantly fewer carcinogens in it than any non-air-roasted coffee. Be sure your enema coffee is air-roasted."
    Brings a whole new meaning to air roasted.
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    Can't agree with that theory PBP!
    Do you make/sell air roasters?



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