Good idea for a thread but I will keep a benevolent eye on it so it doesnt degrade into any thing defamatory or slanderous! ;)
You dont have divulge the name of your shop but does it even come close to giving someone the impression that you sell car parts!? I had a laugh! That was very funny, could just picture the look on everyones face even when the potential customer asked! :D
Im in the hospitality game so we get to see all kinds of stupid things happening! Probably the most frustrating thing about it though is the customers who always seem to have a knack at leaving things to the very last minute!
On Friday, before closing, the baker was giving me a hand to clean up. He asked if we could clean out the pie warmer. I said sure, anyone who comes in at ten to five for a pie needs their head read anyway...
Yep, sure enough, a customer walked in, looked at the empty pie warmer and said "Have you got a pie?" He got the one that had fallen off the rack onto the bottom of the warmer...:D