Post By fg1972
Wet floor drama
A police officer called the station on his radio.
"I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"Not yet. The floor's still wet."
And I'm glad there's no risk of a Harry Connick Jr red faces row blowing up with this one. Tho surely that's an old man wearing a pink gown isn't it?
Makes me think of my wife waiting for her shot (impatiently) and the floor being wet. A virtual death sentence for me if she gets hold of a gun!